jaemo @ jaemo @sh.itjust.works

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It's funny to see the aesthetic transformation of Tesla's vehicles overlaid with the timeline of Musk's weirdification. I mean he was always a shitheel fuck, but in the past he was a lot more confused about who to game and how to game them.

I mean... His mouth did open kinda weird in that film. Númenorean Centipede?

Turdonomy AND Turdology, a double threat!

Lmao of course she did, what else can you expect talking to the dopey leader of a cult of FUCKING WEIRDOS.

Just....so fucking weird. Every day, with the being-weirder-than-they-were-yesterday act.

You are no longer bound by the contract, freeing you to not tolerate their behavior in return.

An important perspective here is also: by not agreeing to the terms of a social contract the other party is, in fact, forfeiting their right to be treated as a signatory to contract, and any implied protection that accompanies it. When I frame it like that it feels less like I have a license to actively be hostile in response to douchebaggery of the right, and more that they have opted to stand in the douchebaggery lineup.

6 in one, half dozen in the other, but I like putting the responsibility on them for a change.

But like, weird bad, not like 'Weird' Al.

I feel like we need to be careful to carve out a safe place for him since national treasure and all.

Just like those prescription glasses that you leave in the sun but aren't all that effective in cars because the glass blocks the UV. We hate the non-working sunglasses folks. Many people are saying...

Just....turns black. I don't know why we'd think anyone's weird for saying that, seems totally normal. Who said weird?!

It's strange that people would think such a weird, small-handed man-child could run anything let alone a country.

Literally everyone is originally of African descent, or did you seriously not know or understand this? Even white dude me.

Bun is used by us in production, in dev, everywhere. It's great. We don't even use (p)npm to build js packages on our docker images for apps anymore.

It is, in fact, not at all the equivalent of that. Get your lab equipment tested.

And when you FUCKING WON you did the thing I would never do. The South would have been a smoldering pit of cinders in my timeline. I'd have decorated the halls of the white house with the hides of the plantation owners.

You've learned nothing in all these years except how to be polite to the scum you beat until they inched their way back on top of you. It's truly one of the most vile tales in human history.

Apparently no one has told Republicans about how many innocent unborn babies get cancer. That seems to motivate them, let's get some billboards going.

Since they've aligned themselves with cancer, I submit that transitive property is a thing. Ergo, they now are cancer.

And you know what we do to cancer, right kids? Fire, lasers, poison and radiation.

Acquisition Rule.

They are VERY DANGEROUS to conservatives and the flawed ideological rafts they're still clinging to.

Conservatives in general. Utterly without fail, I'm immediately repelled, uncanny valley style, whenever I accidentally trip into a conversation with one. Pray tell, what are they conserving except "shit for myself".

Sweet Summer child alert!

Remembering those times us like finding out you just had to speak "Friend" to get into Moria.