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ivanafterall ☑️
ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world
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TIL the queen was once the weakest piece in chess until the 15th century, when her powers expanded during a time of rising female monarchs in Europe — changing the game’s pace forever.

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  • They should update it to include legislatures, private military contractors, etc... It really hasn't kept up with the times, if I'm honest.

    • Driving through Nebraska twice nearly broke me. The people who live there must be among the hardest motherfuckers alive.

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  • I lived in Utah for 6 years and loved driving through the empty parts of Utah and Colorado. Even Nevada sort of a little bit. I found it a far more stark, imposing, beautiful emptiness. Like "I could literally die if I broke down here...that's so cool." I remember one time driving out from SLC to Dinosaur, CO for the dispensary, and that stretch was just stunning. At one point, I had two dust devils spinning off to my right, and a rainstorm way off to my left over these lush, Shire-esque rolling green hills. I miss the west already.

    • Home cooking

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  • Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • Home cooking

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  • Consider seeing a doctor?

    • Alternatively

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  • It's basic science.

    • Driving through Nebraska twice nearly broke me. The people who live there must be among the hardest motherfuckers alive.

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  • Unfortunately, "I drove through Nebraska twice" is the whole story. It's impossible to capture how Twilight Zone-esque it feels. It just never ends and never changes. There's nothing. Corn and nothing. More corn and more nothing. I was recalling how a few months back, some of my dumbass nephews were running their mouths about going to a college football game IN NEBRASKA. AS VISITORS. And stirring up shit. And that makes me laugh, because I can't comprehend the kind of sheer numbness necessary to live in that place. It just feels like 1 out of 5 serial killers should be burly, corn-fed, bored-as-shit Nebraskans, but I don't believe that's the case?

    • Dr. Phil was embedded with ICE during controversial Los Angeles immigration raids

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  • Yeah, she's obviously very business savvy/good at playing that game, but missing a few marbles in the critical thinking domain. Like one or two other people you may have heard of.

    • Trump threatens birthday parade protesters with ‘very big force’

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  • Maybe be more specific, this week of all weeks.

    • Ads when you’re pumping gas

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  • If I can't mute them (usually one of the unlabeled buttons on the right), I'll go to another station. I really hate those. God damn Cheddar TV or whatever. Fucking Maria Menounos, ugh.

    • Sorry boys

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  • It's the freedom to hold/observe a party, or no party at all!

    • How would you spread an infectious disease via the internet?

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  • Memes

    • What are the modern design trends you hate most?

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  • Also anything that looks like it comes from Kirkland's, because there's a good bit of overlap:

    • Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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  • Schizophren-AI

    • I think your cat has depression

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  • Technically, it wasn't on her lap!

    That was amazing though.

    • I think your cat has depression

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  • Does your roommate?

    • I think your cat has depression

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  • It's my dick in a box!

    • felt sexy in my bunny outfit

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  • THIS is a bunny costume:

    • Who did this 😂😂😂

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  • 7 of these don't belong

    Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

    • "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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  • Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

    • Total lie

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  • My friends definitively don’t want me around. lol

    My friends

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