ivanafterall ☑️ @ ivanafterall @lemmy.world

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THIS is a bunny costume:

7 of these don't belong

Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

My friends definitively don’t want me around. lol

My friends

🤔

Now let us buy some American blue jeans and have hamburger sandwiches from McDonald's.

Trademark erosion?

I think it's about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.

I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.

Nice jumper. ;)

A big, red bouncy ball.

All of the most-impactful minds in science were mocked by their contemporaries.

Think about it.

But they would also say that in response to a 100% accurate retelling.

And those hands are way too big.

Now, now, I'm sure the first guy was "enhancing" his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it's not the size of the disk, it's the gesticulation of the allocation.

I admit poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid #2.

I've never strayed so far from God's light, but I've heard some pagans "hit it from behind?"

You've gotta help us help you here.

I've enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it's arguably a bit long in the tooth if they're still full price.

Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

Fill it up!? In this economy? With these gas prices?