ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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The hats are still pretty silly.

I think it's inevitable. The only question is how desperately sad they are by the time they try to wring a few last splashes of cash from the worn-out teat.

Try Gold Bond Blue Bottle applied with reckless abandon down there, if you think you're hard.

This is a bit like Art Garfunkel believing he was the star of the show and should go solo.

That's where you and the pope will just have to agree to disagree.

His money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
He likes to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes him want to dribble, dribble, you know

I love it. It's perfect.

Whoa.

It's sweet that you can appreciate the person, but I don't know if you can claim to love someone while supporting something "morbid," which is hurting them by definition. Feels a little like enablement/codependency. That it's a genetic predisposition might make change more challenging, but it neither mitigates any damage, nor prevents/contradicts improving oneself.

Sadly, this is about as good as it's likely to get, so you'll need a bigger plan that abolishes the entire church/potpourri.

Try a Popeyes apple pie. They're fried. You might have a literal orgasm.

Isn't it so wild? I tend to think of Russians as these hearty, strapping people, generally, and they're led by Papa Elf from the Keebler cookies tree.

I actually largely agree with you, I'm just being an ass. I'll meet you at the energy production facility shortly!

Yes? Please go on!

Or perhaps that's what marks a true flatulist. They're just built different.

They must be really good meals, it might be worth it.

I'm following your lead. Which means of production will you seize first?

Nice, rare display of preparedness to stock up on the most-important ones.

You could just not break into people's homes?

Did you accidentally speak your mind or say crazy, made-up stuff?