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ivanafterall
ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social
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Kind regards

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  • I think he always seems uncomfortable when the tables are turned. The recent appearance on The Tonight Show was another example.

    • The matter can be deemed concluded.

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  • "You hit me first, I hit you back, now we're even! We're EVEN! WE'RE EVEN STOP IT MOOOOOOM!"

    • Who is the most famous person that has your cell phone number in their cell phone contacts?

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  • Most people with good answers to that know better than to answer that.

    • Yes, come eat 1.5 lbs of pie in a parking lot with randos

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  • August of 2023, in case you got your hopes up. :(

    • Who is the culprit: me or the married man who enabled me to develop a crush on him?

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  • I'm only speaking from my own experiences in similar situations:

    Is he going to leave his wife to be with you? No, he is not likely to do so.

    Would you want him to leave his wife to be with you? I can't answer for you, but I'd wager it's a weird thought.

    Is he likely to enjoy the attention/admiration and keep you on the hook to stroke his ego? You betcha.

    This never ends well for the person in your position. That advice is a cliche for a reason.

    • The "en passant" balance patch from 400 years ago still feels fresh

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  • I wonder when the various hats were added in.

    • Get railed in a sundress season

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  • If he didn't like it, he wouldn't have invented getting railed in a sundress.

    • Selective Autism

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  • This is so very much me. I'm not missing your signals, I just ACTUALLY "hate playing games" like you claim to do and I'm already checked out.

    • Rare historical footage of the last American T-Rex serving his country storming the beaches of Sicily, July 1943

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  • Is this real?

    • O.J. Simpson, Athlete Whose Trial Riveted the Nation, Dies at 76

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  • Wish Norm were still around for this. :(

    • America Is Sick of Swiping

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  • I stopped using all of them. I refuse to do the "pay to unlock all matches" and "send a rose/superlike" bullshit. It's all demeaning.

    • The Motion Picture Association will work with Congress to start blocking piracy sites in the US

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  • A bunch of old white guys who literally don't understand the internet vs. the entire internet. Okie doke.

    • US has seen no evidence that Israel has committed genocide, Defense Secretary says

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  • Is Netanyahu already eligible for the Nobel Peace Prize or does he need to wait a bit longer?

    • What is an interesting fact that you recently discovered?

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  • Earlier today I learned the voice of Shredder from the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon was Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince. I never knew.

    • What is an interesting fact that you recently discovered?

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    • I can fix her!

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  • Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

    • $1.33 billion Powerball jackpot won by single ticket in Oregon

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  • What can I say? I prefer more bang for my buck.

    • Florida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police say

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  • RIP ArbitraryValue. Do you guys remember how excited he was about the eclipse there at the end? It's all he could talk about. That's what I'll remember most.

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  • This is literally projection, now that people know he doesn't take care of his hygiene (shocking).

    According to a former GOP representative describing the odor:

    “It’s not good. The best way to describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne.”

    Source.

    • Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse

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  • Um, if Missouri doesn't exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?