hydrashok @ hydrashok @sh.itjust.works

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Duuuuuh.

Norm was the best SNL weekend update host.

Love the video with Conan and Jim Downey (Norm’s writer) talking about him. https://youtu.be/OPjqzMl2VX8

The FBI can go fuck themselves.

Republicans on Sunday: “The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these. -Mark 12:31“

Republicans on every other day: “Look at all these neighbors that look and act differently from me! I will continue to love them as myself while they are in a slum prison for daring to think they could be me!

I knew a kid that was trying to show off his new hookup to the group of us and in doing so we discovered he literally bought oregano because he didn’t know what he was doing. I honestly never thought it happened in real life and was just like a stoner movie trope, but he proved me wrong that day.

(Hilariously, many years later, he became pretty good at homegrown.)

“Yo, baby, calm down, you’re making a scene in front of all my friends!”

Same for me. I never understood what motivated that content and, by extension, why I should care about consuming it.

Ooo you had a cheeseburger tonight! IDGAF.

Some witty political insights! Fuck off.

Your child was born! Wonderful, send an email or an announcement card in the mail.

Large scale emergency! I’m going to a reputable news source; I don’t need user-curated echo chambers.

Old friends and acquaintances catching up? I’ve had the same cell phone number for 25 years. If they wanted to reach out, they can refer to the phone number I wrote in the yearbook.

It’s just dumb.

If I remember correctly, the restriction is that Microsoft will no longer distribute new print drivers via Windows Update. But I agree that moving to a common standard will help everyone’s print experience immensely. Trying to deal with HPs drivers is nightmare fuel.

That was the striking thing to me as well. One cable with no backup safety mechanisms. Unbelievable.

As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

And don’t feed the trolls.

OG Super Mario NES, World 1-1

Seems like a good idea. Maybe Stroll can collect a few more for them.

Right on. Have a child who I thought Target supported, too. They’ll never get another dime from me without a multi-year binding effort and only after they’ve demonstrated their commitment for multiple years.

Trust is hard earned and easily lost. One would think a company headquartered in the same area as the George Floyd murder and a vocal sponsor of Minneapolis Pride would have a fucking backbone.

Fuck you, Target.

Last order was 2/9/25. I was a multi-day-per-week shopper at Target. Fuck them, I hope they burn.

https://youtu.be/oomCIXGzsR0?t=60

I still miss my 950XL.

It’s a fucking casserole.

https://youtu.be/pzXIpp59eoU

The vessel had lost power, apparently, and was adrift. It wasn’t supposed to go near/under the bridge.

The US has boats with motors. We also still train sailors to sail.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Constitution

Shart of the deal

Whatever, those extra EME bags I swiped saved my car interior multiple times with sick kids. 10/10, would/will stock up again.