grrgyle @ grrgyle @slrpnk.net

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You've got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.

Pro move but it can be done

Dogs must look at you like 🤤

God that would be so itchy. I shaved everything once for drag. Never again. Now I peer pressure women to stop shaving instead.

My partner does the same thing. Just gets home and casually undresses while walking through the house.

Meanwhile I don't even like having bare arms unless it's really hot out.

The slow smokeless burning of decay.

I don't want to sound all Malthusian but that's kind of fucked??

No such thing

If you can bg inactive tabs they just become another type of bookmark, because they don't the up any memory

Plenty of places don't have HOAs, like my neighborhood. We just bitch at each other. If things got really bad you could just call the city.

Centibeads🐛

I mean I've left the house without my glasses and I'm legally blind without them, so I can understand just how absentminded a human can get.

I've been maining Linux for a decade and I'm completely lost. I think I need to catch up

I wonder if they're betting on other people being as shitty as they are

Lol father juice

They exist??

All right then let's establish a neutral war crimes tribunal and prosecute some war crimes — on both sides, obviously.

Maybe lay off the Root

That's interesting and mostly relatable. After a few months of happy isolation during lockdowns, I realized that I do have some meagre needs for the good society of a friend from time to time.

But yeah not a lot of people are OK with that sort of "out of sight out of mind" type friendship. The people who are you treat like gold, though. Or at least I do, because I actually need them.

Legitimately wtf

I'm sure it depends on the introvert, but I have two really good friends. I find I can hang out with those friends basically without draining my social battery, so they're my main goto for socializing.

Everyone else takes effort.