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Regular loaves of bread have pre-slicing technology figured out, so what is it with bagels and English muffins?

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  • Yum crumbs. Unless you developed the touch.

    • Lemmy users, who is the worst person you've ever known?

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  • Uhh wut? Error syntax, conjugation, grammar...This can't be a bad ESL translation, just bad AI?

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Come war on our continent! But really please don't. We're doing a good enough job getting there on our own.

    • Joe Biden's impeachment falls apart

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  • Slowly at best.

    • Elon Musk says Twitter, now X, is to charge all users subscription fees

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  • Cable TV...

    • Elon Musk says Twitter, now X, is to charge all users subscription fees

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  • PayPal? Venmo? Just as ubiquitous and already part of his vertical integration.

    • What first name do you hate the most and why?

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  • I'd rather go sans Francisco.

    • Can you drive a manual transmission?

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  • The engagement with the act of driving is my biggest reason for sticking with stick. You have to pre-act with intention for every single thing you're approaching using all 4 limbs.

    I also must have at least AWD in my area with snow and hills and sand and mud. So manual impreza still go brrr

    • Can you drive a manual transmission?

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  • Same. I learned stick on my dad's '88 Toyota Pickup that had 300k miles on its original clutch. Yes, I burned that clutch out shortly after I got my license and could drive it alone. Loved that truck, would love to find another one or any manual truck that size really.

    • “I flew to Japan to visit "Michaelsoft Binbows" in person”

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  • Unexpectedly watched this whole video plus the precursor video. Wasn't a waste of an hour and a half. Thanks for sharing.

    • Tech's broken promises: Streaming is now just as expensive and confusing as cable. Ubers cost as much as taxis. And the cloud is no longer cheap

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  • Fuck when you put it like that, existing sounds bleak.

    • Soaking in the worst air quality in the world

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  • Mauve is next logical color IMO

    • Soaking in the worst air quality in the world

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  • There's a reason for it, or at least an explanation for the odd color scheme. I don't exactly remember cuz I heard it on NPR in the background. It goes something like red is bad, purple is really bad, and the people coming up with the color scheme never imagined something really really bad so maroon(red+brown) was just suggested for really really bad. And the smoke has gotten past really really bad in some places.

    https://www.npr.org/2023/06/28/1184894545/how-purple-came-to-be-a-scarier-color-than-red-on-the-air-quality-index

    • Is has all the nutrients the body needs

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  • Tried to watch it. Why do I have to pay to see it?

    • Is has all the nutrients the body needs

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  • Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

    • Trump’s Lawyers Ask Him to Cancel Press Conference on Georgia Election Before He Makes Matters Worse

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  • Does the toilet clog and backup and overflow? Or clog and backup but drain? I'm watching with my plunger in hand.

    • Trump’s Lawyers Ask Him to Cancel Press Conference on Georgia Election Before He Makes Matters Worse

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  • Millennial here, Adidas Samba and Superstar were way cooler. You could fill in the colors yourself.

    • Trump’s Lawyers Ask Him to Cancel Press Conference on Georgia Election Before He Makes Matters Worse

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  • All the capitalized words at the beginning hurt my brain cuz I thought I was reading a paragraph but it didn't feel like it so I initially gave up on the whole paragraph. But your real paragraphs explained why I felt that way and I gave the paragraph another go. It still hurt.

    If this is the future of journalism, I'm now an Old Man Yelling At The (AI) Cloud.

    • What is the perfect ratio for trail mix?

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  • Chocolate IS gross. Glad to see another anticho

    • Whenvideos games tell you to press X

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  • Played FIFA for a decade+ on PS and was decent. Got a switch cuz that's what my nephew has and now I can't beat a 11yo. Fucking buttons you little shit.