get_off_the_phone @ get_off_the_phone @sh.itjust.works

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I like how the male models on that site are just the same picture of two different dudes with the clothes pasted over them.

Punctuation please. But I'm with ya.

Peas in my mouth please

Wow I'm 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

Show me your nipple!

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I just see 1 cat and a shadow.

My underlined 1s look like my 2s when I write with a marker. It's a problem I didn't antisipate that arose when I was trying to distinguish my 1s from my Is and ls.

Chill yo. Humans are inherently good. None of us want to have a bad interaction. So we try to win-win cuz that's the easiest and best outcome for both parties and for me. See?

https://youtu.be/mfpGh_SMcS0?si=9DJFymyPqp7PNOIA

I can guess but which one is in charge?

Dude that boo was too spooky

Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!

ouch

That cat is clearly marked for zero brain cells.

Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.

Oof yeah that's still bad then.

James and his family seem nice enough in person. Sure they are filthy rich and can give off a why-is-the-plumber-telling-me-all-this-just-make-my-shit-go-away vibe, but they're polite and patient enough to listen to a plumber talk about pipe diameters, P traps, and Zoeller vs Wayne septic pumps, if they ever end up in that kind of situation.

Which son? James doesn't seem too bad.