Fishbone @ fishbone @lemmy.world

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So you're a tough guy?

Like it really rough guy?

Just can't get enough guy?

Chest always so puffed guy?

I'm that sad type.

Secret dress in drag type.

Online I'm the glad type.

No longer a lad type.

Thanks to WiFi.

As much as I so dearly love the word scallywag, it already has an extremely rigid place in my vocabulary as a cat-exclusive term.

Guile, is that you?

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN.

Yeah I saw one crossing the road in a city I used to live in. I didn't ask why it was (cause it's rude to impose) but I could clearly see that it was just trying to get to the other side.

Oh, fuck yeah. I remember it using nvidia shield, and I haven't bothered with seeing if it works outside of geforce since I dropped that (fuck geforce lol). Glad to hear there's an open source alternative.

I only know it as moonlight (been a while since I used it). What's the Sunshine component?

As an aside, Moonlight was incredible. Used it to play PSO2 on my phone when I was a few hundred miles away visiting a friend.

Yeah, ligma anti-air shot from my corn cob gunlance!

(That's the rest of the joke right?)

Being mean to underpaid staff isn't exactly joke material, accidental or not.

No firsthand experience (yet. Subject to change soon though) but i've heard reports across the board that switch emulation is often superior to actual switch performance. I heard plenty of times that Pokemon scarlet/violet can run at 60 fps with no dips at all, where my switch struggled to hit 30 in some areas.

Ah, Surge...

Wasn't surge basically the diesel version of mountain dew? I vaguely remember trying it once and not caring for it.

Honestly, thigh highs + hoodie + "is there any clothes under that hoodie?" is peak fashion.

(at the risk of making a truly stupid joke)

You could wear some pants instead of trying to cover it with just a hoodie.

Just an FYI, that's a bot, possibly either for a news site, some kind of valuation service, or for AI. Half hour old account that's asking related questions and quoting the entire context of the question, and offering no actual input beyond that.

Hey, you're welcome! I just thought it would be a logistical nightmare to get past the cats without disturbing them in your picture, and my brain ran with the idea.

On a related note: Check out the book "I Could Pee on This, and Other Poems by Cats". It's a little book of poems from the perspective of cats.

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren't in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.

Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.

I feel like the same is true of a gorilla though.

73 cents, 7 lighters, and a ton of cat toys. That like halfway there, right?

For you, maybe. Mine is filled with black screen pocket photos, furry porn, and 714 copies of a video of a horrifying mecha furby that's stepping on its own removed face.

Another copy shows up every time I have a nightmare about it, which is pretty odd, now that I think about it.

Ah yes, what a great superpower to have when your brain essentially registers every single noise like it needs your full attention, every time.

Framing extremely debilitating things as a "superpower" feels wildly ignorant and disrespectful.