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Get Fucked! : the Game of Good Guys!

Multiplayer, everyone draws cards to pick an alignment, Alpha Males or Beta Cucks. The goal is to draw a Useless Whore™️ card for a Dumb Slut who has agreed to go on a date with you. Each class of Useless Whore has various but similar tasks for the players achieve to Get Fucked!

Bonus points for Consensual Sex on a Date, but points dwindle from there! If you draw a card that has a Monstrous rating of 4 or less, 4 being the closest to Rape That Might Carry An Indictment down to 1, Unreported Stalker Molestation™️, you will continue to progress to draw your next Useless Whore card! The first Good Guy to gather two Useless Whore cards to Get Fucked! wins the game!

Earn points early to have one Monstrous action taken off your tab!

Try our other game, Good Guys Jr.! For a more child appropriate adventure to turn your character into a real life Good Guy! Ages 0-13

Ok, to get this straight: cops do not need to protect, nor serve, and doctors do not need to save your life. I suppose life guards will get to decide whether or not they will grab a drowning child. Maybe the bathing suit is distasteful? If someone is in the street, I don't have to stop unless I am fully comfortable doing so; I paid for my car and I shouldn't have to risk damaging it by running someone over.

What are regulations even for? God, the government is so useless!

Hard /s

Bred Wine

I feel like lawyers in a high profile case will make sure every single penny is squeezed out of her until she dies

At least I hope so.

Well shit, I loved the pun chains!

STOP NORMALIZING EXOTIC PETS!!!

I've only seen it with subs. I have read on an old thread that the dubs are pretty good, but I haven't given them a shot. Maybe I will try on my 5th watch!

I have given it a 2nd-3rd-4th go, each time with a new friend who hasn't yet seen it. And, no joke, I still pick up on a TON of details I've missed before. It's just... so good

Now that I know YOU'RE not going to DO ANYTHING when someone breaks in and just messes with YOUR STUFF makes me now concerned about MY STUFF and it's SAFETY HERE

Are you questioning my resolve?? My resolve..!?

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT HOT FRESH NOG!

smh some people...

Get outta here with that Hot Fresh Nog!

Is my new favorite thing to say.

You can't have emojis just say what you feel!

I assumed it was a reference to the USA's Democratic party, but that doesn't make a lot of sense.

Only commenting because I think the linked article above is really interesting

I do the same and the logic is with us. Crust first ensures you will not experience any toppings or condiments running away. You get everything behaving itself riiight in the middle. That might just be me; I am obsessed with condiments.

Well shit. I think you just helped me have a breakthrough.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

You don't understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!

No, but it's not like there were a lot of people around giving me a hard time about it