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So I've spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking "why are all these people so clueless!?" when their weapons are found at TSA etc, but JUST NOW I realized it's because they are usually waived through.

"Hand me down my beatin' chain, hand me down my bat! Hurry now and guard your face cause we ain't got time to chat!"

You're right. Chlamydia probably has the syphilis of a koala.

How can you hamburger help others, if you can't hamburger help yourself first?

Oooooooh this one is fun, as I just solved the riddle today! I kept getting Korn's Falling Away From Me stuck in my head, which would morph into other Korn songs, etc. I couldn't figure out why the fuck it was in my head so much. Today in the shower I had Nookie in my head which is a song I only recently remembered existed in the first place. For whatever reason, nookie morphed into In the End. And then. THEN it turned into Falling Away From Me because of the similarities of the piano ending of In the End reminding me of the guitar intro to Falling Away.

I have been going through this for days. It drives me nuts. Why on earth would Nookie be in my head? I'm 37, and I did my time with Limp Bizkit and Korn.. cut to today when my phone alarm went off before work.

I have an alarm set to play The Head That Controls Both Right and Left Sides Eats Meats and Slobbers Even Today, because the beginning is a Japanese woman absolutely shredding vocally. It is a good wakeup.

So. Today, and all last week, I've had a rapid earworm race from The Head-->Nookie-->End-->Falling Away. All the way to work in the morning.

After that it's just whatever is playing around me.

Might change my alarm.

IANALasanyer

Not to be rude, but it's actually "play it by ear". I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I'm dropping a blank.

I think it is bone broth

Commenting to follow, I didn't know this was information I needed!

Dusty Deevers is a cartoon name

I am legitimately asking- is suddenly having a problem processing words attributable to anxiety?

I don't wanna talk to you no more!

Is this not something everyone has experienced? If you say a word 2-4 times it loses meaning for a little while? (It sounds absurd when I type it out)

I have not had head injuries lately. I have started a new position in my company as of November, but my work area is pretty well regulated air-wise.. head injuries I've had occurred more than 15y ago. I am just curious if anyone else has had this experience happen suddenly

Don't believe it! That doctor's a quack!

FWIW, the amount of security guardsin Florida is pretty small at 0.4032%. I don't know the percent of those who carry for work, but the number of cops that carried (all data 20/21/22) was also small at 0.246%. Combined, that gets us to the measurable number of Job Guns at .649% of the population in 21/22.

The idea that these people's hindrances should even be acknowledged, let alone come into consideration when making or tossing out laws, is fucking absurd.

Was this a good stick?

You don't remember, but we shook hands a while ago and through some Freaky Friday transitive biological process, I took all your bruises and combined them with my own. I was embarrassed my hex backfired, so I didn't tell you. Sorry!