ssɐqɯnᗡ @ dumbass @quokk.au

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Scott Steiner.

How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

Damn he looks good for 92 years old. the only 92 year Olds I know look like Draugr's in cardigans.

Meanwhile, I as a man, see a spider, scream like I'm in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.

Hollywood writers are dumbass's.

I think his name was Scumbag McFuckhead or something like that.

Upscale and release the Christmas special.

Germany sees America go full nazi.

Germany: Hold my over sized beer!

How long till we see Elons robots goose stepping and doing the nazi salute?

next time my job asks me to install teams on my phone, I'm gonna hand them a list of rental costs for access to my phone/internet and to cover any security related issues.

You shouldn't have to watch it, it should be engrained in your mind like the intro to playschool and the face of Alf Stewart.

He looks like he's saying: Woah woah woah woah! Calm the fuck down everybody.

I meant it sounds like hell not being able to suck dick in heaven.

Yeah, that sounds like hell to me!

Crazy theory, while researching the brain chip his consciousness was mapped out and they turned that into an "AI".

Your tearing me apart Taurus! Oh, hi Pisces.

Are we sure Grok isn't just Musk?

Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Someone's gonna crack that shit and release it as a spice and when you open it a cool as fuck midi techno track plays while you crack your ribs.

Would you lot just fuck already.

The only time I edge is when the porn's really good.