ssɐqɯnᗡ @ dumbass @quokk.au

fka @dumbass@leminal.space

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Most of them are pretty chill about it, they like them.

That's why I'm a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I'm just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

They know what they did!

For science!

It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

We'll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

You can shove all the Cheetos your heart desires up your ass, just don't bitch about the consequences!

Well stop shoving Cheetos up there!

Nah sorry mate, got an appointment to get to! Points at wrist as if I have a watch*

A Voyager to the Fediverse.

Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

Yeah man, it's even in the comment section now.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr

He goes to to opposite of what's happening, when Texas was freezing he went to a hot place, so, if Texas is flooding, he's going to Dubai.

Pretend my username is an accurate description of me, could someone please explain wtf they're talking about?

Looking fine!

Say it again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker, say it one more god damn time!

Dumbass.

This dudes son.