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  • Of course, the second one tends to smash into your legs leaving bruises that your teacher confuses for being hit by your parents and they have to go in and explain that their son is a fucking dumbass who jumps off roofs with umbrellas.

    I also attempted three, but its hard to hold three.

  • That song is why I ended up doing so much dumb shit to my body, also constantly watching jackass and cKy really didn't help.

  • I've found out the hard way by jumping off my roof into one as a kid, they're also not that strong and won't catch you as you plummet straight through the hedge.

    Also, on a side note, umbrellas do not slow you down and hurt like fuck when they hit you in the face.

  • Hahahahhahahha no, iPhone isn't better.

    Apple waits for android to cop the shit, then they do the same. Won't be long untill they're pushing the same thing to you iPhone people.

  • Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

    Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

  • Is there a derpetology?

  • If you're using voyager you can filter words out, I've put a lot of the main political words in mine and only the odd one or 2 political posts get through.

  • I 100% fucked it.

  • Yeah I miss those days, I remember as a teen I had internet at home and when I told people I just stayed home all holidays on the internet they all made fun of me, those same people live their entire lives out on Facebook now, I was just out there shitposting like you're supposed to.

  • Advocating for better assassins.

  • I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

  • This is a bean and jean shitposting community damnit!

  • The Crow wants to know if you took your meds

  • Your fault for not listing the size and list of toppings for both pizzas, one could be a small personal pizza size with just cheese and pepperoni and the other a full huge New Yorker sized one with double of everything.

  • Why wait for someone else to do it when you can make up scenarios to get angry at.

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