Sometimes I'll delete a comment if someone's already made the shitty joke or I'm too stoned and misread the original post, it's usually the second one tho.
You gotta take your time getting them used to it, a little splash here and there and then build up untill you can be in the shower for a good amount of time, mine loves it now.
It's all at once, they're obviously planing and timing these attack to get us when it will hurt!
And people wonder why I hate birds so much, they've just been biding their time, slowly chipping away at us untill we go extinct and they can take over, the crows are orchestrating this, cockatoos are just the attack squad, all birds play a role in this somehow.
Same, 5ft11 as well, I think we're both too tall and too short for people.