DUMBASS @ dumbass @leminal.space

Moved to [@dumbass@quokk.au](https://quokk.au/u/dumbass) ~~I say dumb shit.

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Everything happening right now.

Pffft these kids would die if they drank rocket fuel aka pour all the hard liquor you have into one horrific drink and skull it down.

AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

Well you did wave it in my face for 5 minutes, it's hard not to.

This one we're in right now lol, plus it's only beer, not the entirety of alcohol.

Maybe a nice spiced rum is your style or would you prefer the floral bouquet that is gin?

If you want that body buzz like weed, a nice hop heavy beer will hit the spot just right.

Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

You sound like you need a cigarette.

Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

Right here homie!

Working my snow covered land with my trusty steed and a soft pack of Marlboro Reds in my pocket, living the dream.

Nah that's mainly for fishing, you can use it for hunting, but an RPG is way better for hunting.

Can hear Cave Johnson saying that, it's missing an off script line after "your favourite colour of gay"

Cave Johnson standing away from the mic: what do you mean the colour gay? Gays not a colour! It's a rainbow, it's all the colours! Who wrote this script? I want them fired, fire them now!

Lol, this dude didn't find the cake, everyone point and laugh at them!

Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

You sound like you need a good whiskey in your life.

Can anyone join that or do you need to have a gym membership?

That's why I chose my name, so people know who they're talking to.

Geo guessing: Supermarket edition.

And sometimes it's both simultaneously.

If your lungs are making that much noise you might have a medical condition that you should go get checked out, lungs aren't supposed to be that noisy.