drolex @ drolex @sopuli.xyz

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IT ALSO COULD BE TJE RESULT OF INTENSIVE HOG CRANKING. CHECK IT OUT ITS A KNOWN CONDITION. IF YOU HAVENT IT YET, I HOPE YOU CRANK YOUR HOG ENOUGH AROOOOO

CANCER IS A SHIT ILLNESS THAT I DONT LIKE AT ALL. I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT CANCER, I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE IT AND REMWMBER TO GET CHECKED MFER

In turbocapitalist circles, we prefer to describe this as a "strong economic incentive to become unshackled from your disabilities", but I guess it's a question of optimism

Frankie Rosato, yeah I knew him, he was a famous crystallographer and a Mafia boss

Please don't belittle Francis Crick by limiting his legacy to the theft of Rosalind Franklin's data and scientific advances. The guy was also a mysoginist, a racist, a eugenist and a sexual harasser. A true polymath 🫡

Baby bird: I had to evolve and adapt because my parents don't care about me.

Parents bird: Lol, STFU duck-feet loser

O dear original source of half of my genetic material, including the differentiating heterotypical chromosome!

Despite my many attempts at interacting through my somatosensory system with what looked like a haptic receptor of a timekeeping mechanism attached to my sinestro-anterior limb, the visual indicator of the aforementioned radiocarpal joint-mounted machine keeping track of the flow of hours, minutes and seconds (important: please note only the latter is a SI unit) remains devoid of any hint of a reactive process consequential to my stimulus.

What the fuck.

OK, beamer

Then lied about them being dead

Then lied about them being alive.

Well they might have been right at some point, let's give them the benefit of the doubt...

"Martini cocktail tastes better with gin than with formaldehyde"

Strangely, the only thing that looks real is the piece of broccoli

You can also debug post-mortem with the minidump or the core dump file with WDT on Windows. Great fun and a good way to brush up on your assembly skills

So, you're a restaurant and when people come for restauranting at restauranting times, you charge them more, because people should actually come restauranting outside restauranting times.

That is, er, innovative.

I don't know how it is in the US, but people will typically go for lunch at lunch times where I live and if a fast food restaurant starts considering this kind of shit, it will promptly go out of business.

yes, and someone certainly needs a life :S

Not me! Please go on.

And Matthew, Mark, Luke and John making Jesus of course.

They were not Jews, you might argue, but that must be part of the conspiracy

What the hell

The sink is to the apple as water is to water.

You wouldn't drink a sink or drink an apple. And yet you drink water or drink water. Low blocking is exactly the same: if the water of the sink is the same as the water from the apple, then it follows that you have to kick your cat now.

"I thought it was bigger". Yeah maybe it's not only about size, maybe it's about how much fossil fuel is hidden underground

Wait you're telling me that some arbitrarily designed geographical regions are bigger than some others?

Fun fact: the canton of El Chaco in Ecuador is larger than the county of Rutland in the UK

Yes, she broke up with a plane and wrote a song about it. Keep up

"Party cannon"? You made that up didn't you? It's unreadable so you might be right, but difficult to believe