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drolex @ drolex @sopuli.xyz
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and you will be happy

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  • Bahaha you're only people? I am an authentic Talent, managed by our beloved Talent Managers. Yeah there won't be any raise or bonus this year, the shareholders got all the benefits, but I'm a Talent. Wow this feels great.

    • Corporate Crulety

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  • Please Quarteze, respectfully think about the shareholders and how much an unpaid day of work from you would mean for them. Not much, really, but they'd rather have you being miserable. Thanks Quarteze (you can run the 'work for free' wheel as many times as you want)

    • Hooooooooooooooooooot

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  • Wind is just dry steam

    • Fear

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  • You're not laughing at this post? Maybe you want to kill it? Misogyny much?

    • Never seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.

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  • Maybe Jesus was referring to cigarettes and meant that only Marlboro smokers could go to heaven.

    Although 'Jesus' means 'Mexican First Name' in Spanish so it could be something entirely different that we are missing

    • Never seen a Camel walk through the eye of a Needle.

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  • To be a perfect Christian, you have to become Jewish then? Mashallah! (Just to be sure)

    • It's all about perspective

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  • Inshallah it will come to Lemmy, you son of a thousand dogs

    • It's all about perspective

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  • Try my 324-pages essay on the philosophical implications of the rabbit-duck

    • MFA

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  • Aw you're too good. Can't you even let your guard down a little? I need this.

    • MFA

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  • Nothing compared to BOFA, which is arguably even worse and a lot more stupid

    • A modern resume template written in Typst, inspired by Awesome-CV

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  • "C++, Python, Java" truly is the Lorem Ipsum of coding languages

    • Online Gambling Has Swallowed Professional Sports

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  • 2/1 odds. Almost guaranteed win.

    • Blizzard just revived Diablo 4 with a list of changes so massive that it's practically a new game

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  • Daddy I'd Adore to beFriend

    • Math and Physics Majors

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  • You guys have a superiority complex? That must be nice!

    • Protecting my legacy rule

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  • Priest or equivalent: 'We are gathered today to remember the life of Bjrn Tantau, who had this uncommon, but not weird, kink about hobo feet'

    Assembly: 'Good for them'

    • Protecting my legacy rule

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  • What a brave man. While trying to protect the society from the evils of homosexualiness (rainbows, questionable moustaches, etc), he still tried to study the enemy to understand their flawed logic. 🫡

    • Let’s make mooning tourist vehicles as normal and Australian as doing a shoey!

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  • Is this how tourists become were-Australians and start walking on the ceilings when they come back to the northern hemisphere?

    • That introduction...

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  • They didn't even flinch at the mention of bloody cum of anfs. It's obviously a joke material, like naughtius maxisilicium or biggus dicksprosium.

    • He shall return

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  • Man-eating is the middle name though. I mean, he didn't choose his name. The parents were a bit short -sighted here, but frankly it's a little too ominous.

    • TIL

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  • Try another cut, a bit lower maybe?