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How about saving the galaxy and fighting the empire?

The bottom half of New York should be incest, and then New York should be extended to include Canada's big cities

The story begins with an old guy that breaks his leg falling from a stair and has a dog named radar and the protagonist starts looking after the dog while the old guy is in the hospital

Are you Mr. Bowditch from Stephen King's Fairy Tale?

I had a one on one with my boss today. He told me he was very happy that sometimes he doesn't even know what I'm doing, but he doesn't get any complaints and all my deliverables are on time. I am for help when I need it and before everything is urgent

Meanwhile he needs to babysit the two most senior employees and have daily meetings with them because they don't deliver anything on time and is going to force them to go to the office twice per week. I guess not everyone knows how to be responsible, but at least my boss knows he can trust some people

Oh the other hand, if they have no issues with clothing they can use resources for another type of industry

Sometimes during work...

That was our meeting before covid, but suddenly it became a 2-3 hours meeting every Monday morning. It's a nice way to drain your whole energy to start the week

@inomnom

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Co8yTjBgcMr/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Laughs in American airlines

I can't remember the last time I completed a trip without delays with them. At least one of the legs always had some issue

That's your chance to release the loudest fart possible while they are talking

There was a guy at my previous job that took meetings while doing his business. Everybody would try to be as loud as possible and flush several times to make extra noise but he just didn't care

Passenger simulator...

No it doesn't. At most it shows what channel produces the show you are watching and when to expect more episodes, and it takes less than 5 seconds

Yes, you can buy a house for between $500-$1,000 and even cheaper but the catch is, as of 2018, you have to bring the property up to code within 6 months.

Conservative estimates three years ago was you’d need between $60,000-$100,000 to bring everything in a dilapidated house up to code

https://tiremeetsroad.com/2022/10/13/did-the-grand-tour-really-buy-a-house-in-detroit-for-2200/

My wife and I were planning our wedding a year from then when I got a job offer to the US and we had to get married in a hurry to avoid some issues with the visas.

Best decision ever, we had a small party at my SIL patio, my parents got us tacos catering, a friend of my wife who has won some iPod battles was or "DJ" and we got some cheap wines at costco and told people to BYOB

We only had to rent some chairs and tables but it wasn't very expensive

We were planning to celebrate our 1st anniversary doing a "wedding" party but we decided to use the money to travel 3 weeks to Japan instead

It would matter more if PES/WE were still popular. Those games were superior to FIFA for many iterations but the lack of official clubs and players was a big barrier of every for most

And you forgot restaurant tip and delivery tip

I bought an Anker 737 that can charge my laptop and my cellphone at the same time after I forgot both chargers during a trip

I read a while ago that the theory is that we are used to talk with people face to face, except when we are walking side by side

It was an Instagram post or something like that so I'm not sure how true that is