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Must be reassuring when your government announces they won't label you a traitor and throw you in a cell for playing a random video game.

Out of the loop. What did gearbox do that time?

They haven't put every game that doesn't work there. Crypt of the Necrodancer is unplayable right now, doesn't pass initial loading.

Crypt of the Necrodancer doesn't start at all. Devs have said they were investigating, but they don't have a Switch 2 dev kit yet. Rift of the Necrodancer and Cadence of Hyrule are okay.

I mean, that sounds obvious to me after that one : https://www.404media.co/mark-zuckerberg-ai-chatbot-friends-interview-podcast/

Nevermind having to talk to human people to buy food, the zuck thinks your friends should be AI too.

The series is Fast, Fusion is that new episode's name.

But I agree. They're also crazy good at optimizing.

The original Fast Racing League was so well-made you could forget it was just a downloadable WiiWare title. WiiWare had very restrictive limitations, very few games there would feel as ambitious.

I hate that both trademarks exist, but I'd say using a name form a Tolkien work to develop weapons is especially wrong. Like, abject.

I've wondered about that. Even Wii had embedded updates on discs if I remember correctly so it's definitely not new.

However even if they go that way, would all cartridges have at least the basic update needed for the console to work? Not sure about that.

Hey, not all of us pal region people are weirdoes. I don't want anything to do with marmite.

It's pretty bad that it doesn't work out of the box. I suspect someone will always find a way to hack them into being usable when Nintendo inevitably ends support for them, but it's still shitty.

We need other ways to discover shit on the internet.

I don't know, maybe bring back the fucking webrings or something.

Sure, but usually you don't casually take your smartphone out next to them to take pics afterwards.

I did. It wasn't bloated but it was dead. I changed it.

Then I realized default gamepad batteries were shit all along and I didn't even know.

The new Turok game is taking a weird turn.

Kinect being nerfed is something that was known.

The device was supposed to handle the movement analysis on its own with an internal processor, but they cut costs and had it processed by the console instead. Causing a lot of extra load on it, and because of that kinect games probably performed a lot worse than they could have, and were probably simplified quite a bit.

Stop Skeletons From Fighting has a good video about kinect : https://youtu.be/MmJ3LICVtsY

Of course, Molyneux is Molyneux, and just because of that, even with the superior kinect prototype, I'd call bullshit on almost all of the Milo demo.

Imagine how many you could cram into a NES LoZ cartridge...

Well, about 12,000 original Link's Awakenings would fit in the space used by Link's Awakening Switch remake.

I am currently ingesting a cocktail of complex chemicals that are manipulating my sensory receptors, sending electrical impulses through my neural system and altering the balance of neurotransmitters in my brain.

Anyway, I'm kinda enjoying that sandwich.

And Sonic the Hedgehog for being anti-authoritarian and having little PSAs about tolerance and being a good person.

That would be very funny to complain about those because those PSAs were enforced on the studios by the FCC. Lots of cartoons from that era had them, including fucking G.I. Joe (that's where "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle" comes from).

Later Animaniacs parodied the shit out of these with absurd "wheel of morality" segments.