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Bizzle
Bizzle @ bizzle @lemmy.world
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"Oh shit, I Just remembered life sucks"

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  • I'm also an all day/every day weed head, sometimes edibles will still get me 😬

    • Pornhub Is Now Blocked in Almost All of the U.S. South

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  • Minnesota is sweet but Michiganders feel sorry for both of us

    • Pornhub Is Now Blocked in Almost All of the U.S. South

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  • Congrats, where are you headed?

    • Pornhub Is Now Blocked in Almost All of the U.S. South

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  • I'm really sorry that you have to live in Indiana.

    Love, an Illinoisian.

    • Laura Loomer comes for ‘welfare queen’ Elon Musk as MAGA war heats up

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  • “I don’t think that it’s acceptable for billionaires to have this much power and this much access,” (Loomer) emphasized.

    • I have a good feeling about this one.

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  • 2023 was my personal best year ever. I hope that in the afterlife I can relive 2023 over and over.

    • Russian and Iranian groups sanctioned over U.S. election disinformation

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  • Too little too late, we're fucked. They won.

    • what was the last game you played in 2024?

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  • Helldivers 2

    • I cannot tell you a way my life has genuinely gotten better since the advent of "smart" phones.

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  • I, too, hate phones and love weed

    • Insiders say cutting-edge graphics are too costly for AAA games

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  • I'm mad about Space Marine 2. It could have been so good but instead, after losing my progress a bunch of times, I don't really play it at all. I understand dudes are still losing progress even? And the matchmaking is still broken? What the heck are those devs doing?

    • LA County warns bird flu is killing cats as human cases top 65 nationwide

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  • Fair enough, there's nothing like a nice comfy chair

    • LA County warns bird flu is killing cats as human cases top 65 nationwide

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  • How do you not have a couch?

    • Christmas gumbo (Ongoing w/ progress shots on body notes)

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  • Incredible Jim Croce reference oh my God

    • What are themes associated with cutting ties and being self made?

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  • Have some shelves made out of like 2-bys and cinder blocks, that'll make you look like a drifter for sure

    • Far-right provocateur Nick Fuentes says a 'would-be assassin' came to kill him at his suburban home

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  • plans to relocate

    BYEEEE we don't want you here! Go to Russia!

    • Outside first DOGE caucus meeting, Republican says ‘there will be some cuts’ to Social Security

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  • I've actually been Black Bloc at protests going back to the Occupy movement, I've been throwing shit. Can I assume you're one of those dickhead accelerationists that's never actually done anything and just wants to stir shit up?

    • Outside first DOGE caucus meeting, Republican says ‘there will be some cuts’ to Social Security

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  • All you guys who didn't vote for whatever reason... I hope you're happy.

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  • I have a system 76 and I love it

    • What was your first word today?

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  • Same as every day, I grab the joint from my bedside table before I even open my eyes and give thanks and praise to Jah

    • St. Luigi

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  • Please allow me to nerd out here briefly, I really love religions. Like you know how some guys are really into like Warhammer or cars or woodworking? That's me with religions.

    Catholics are easily the most hilarious. I cannot believe how many people subscribe to Catholicism, the whole thing feels like parody. This just made it even SILLIER. I'm going to be laughing at the idea of the Catholic God hitting the Heavenly Links and sending me to voicemail until after Christmas. I think it'll be a big hit at the dinner table with the Catholic side of the family and the heathen side alike.