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Bizzle
Bizzle @ bizzle @lemmy.world
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St. Luigi

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  • I never understood intercession, it sounds like God is too busy to return my calls so instead I leave a message with his receptionist?

    • LG discontinues all UHD Blu-ray and Blu-ray players

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  • That's what I like about Stremio, it feels like any other streaming service. Maybe I need both...

    • LG discontinues all UHD Blu-ray and Blu-ray players

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  • Can the storage be regular ol slow ass HDDs? That sounds pretty sweet honestly

    • LG discontinues all UHD Blu-ray and Blu-ray players

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  • Why would you sign up for a piracy service with your government name and email address? RealDebrid thinks my name is Bizzle McLastname and my email address is xxweedfiendxx420@gmail.com

    Still, bad business like that is definitely a compelling reason to switch regardless

    • LG discontinues all UHD Blu-ray and Blu-ray players

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  • I use Stremio/Torrentio/RealDebrid, is there any practical reason to switch?

    • Landlords Are Using AI to Raise Rents—and Cities Are Starting to Push Back

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  • They meant it makes your breath bad and hardens your arteries

    • MAGA supporter says if wife doesn't get pregnant during sex then it's 'gay sex'

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  • I've had gay sex with a bunch of women since getting my vasectomy, highly recommend

    • The Popeye theme tune is basically a limerick

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  • Currently singing Amazing Grace to the tune of House of the Rising Sun

    • Nexon to refund MapleStory player for withholding information on probabilistic items

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  • Well yeah but he had a 1-in-250000 change of getting a full refund

    • How would you process the fact that a new friend of yours is a cop? (USA)

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  • A cop AND a landlord! That guy is really going all in on being a scumbag, does he moonlight as a debt collector?

    • Your country is now under martial law, what do you do?

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  • What is Bubba going to do with his Ford and his AR when a fuckin' tank rolls down the middle of 23rd Avenue? How about when a drone hits his buddy with three fingers and all the pipe bombs?

    Unless your local rednecks are packing some serious fucking heat- talking anti-tank, anti-air- you will 100% get Ruby Ridged. Maybe you take out a couple 19 year old kids? But to think that "armed American civilians" would be able to do anything besides piss themselves and bleed in the face of the most powerful military in the world is utterly delusional.

    • Donald Trump didn’t win by a historic landslide. It’s time to nip that lie in the bud

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  • Well the revolution you picked got us 4 more years of Trump so 😬

    • That's right!

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  • Same lmfao 2016 (mid at best) and 2024 (extra good)

    • When you die, what do you want to be done with you?

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  • I told my kids to claim my skull for the mantle and compost the rest

    • Mrs Bizzle decorated our fireplace

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  • She teaches science to kids with the help of an iguana and a magic bus.

    Wait...

    • Terminally Ill Fan Was Able To Play Borderlands 4 Early, And He Says It's Amazing

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  • "Superfan Plays New Borderlands Early; Literally Dies"

    • Are dynamic lock screen and Al in mobile phones the best tech trends this year?

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  • I just got a pixel 9 a few weeks ago and although the AI is all over the place and really easy to use, it also blows donkey cock and never actually works. It fails to provide even basic information. It's replies to texts are completely deranged. I asked it to total my Yahtzee card and it just made up numbers and told me I scored like 700 points.

    I haven't really used AI before it got shoehorned into my phone, is it supposed to be bad? What, like a joke? Because I don't get it. I feel like that development money would have been better spent literally anywhere.

    • I think it's a group of hard core stoners or something....

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  • Price of weed at least has dropped like a fucking rock over the last 20 years

    • Donald Trump to ‘kick all 15,000 transgender soldiers out of the US Army’

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  • He won't because he doesn't care.

    Indeed, I'm surprised he doesn't do it first to show the "moderate republicans" that he's on their side.

    • Since the government can theoretically access the location of everyone's phone, wouldn't it be unsafe for an undocumented immigrant to have a phone?

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  • You're high, half a hotdog is 7.5 cm