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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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The most evil people in Nazi Germany were generally anti-religious.

Unless you're excluding old Adolf from that list (which would be both interesting and telling), this is not correct. A lot of people forget about him though.

Just sounds like the usual "no true Christ-man" being resurrected whenever there's some atrocity for the church to slink away from once it becomes unpopular.

...how many [...] actually have Christian values...

All of them, it's how you know what "Christian values" really are (not just the cleaned-up public-facing image they use for marketing) and it turns out they're pretty shit.

Maybe he'll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.

Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.

And your hair will grow back like it used to.

Representatives for the US team attempted to deny the allegation but, while searching for the press briefing room, were tragically lost in an industrial laundromat's brief pressing room.

Should just lean into it and launch the Warthunder Discord, Signal group and anonymized TOR document upload services. Make them your one stop shop for moronic intel drops. Bonus points if they organize collections into DLC packages or sell individual random pages in the microtransaction store.

Stop, it's not a competition to see who can do the dumbest intel leaks but if it were, we've already taken the gold, silver and bronze.

What, you don't think they'll greet us as liberators and start tossing confetti out the window as we march down their streets? But it worked so well for us in Afghanistan and Iraq!

Hate to say it but I'm inclined to believe him on this one. Considering how his unprovoked war on Ukraine is going, this is someone who has become an expert on profound mistakes.

I think I know the suspect.

Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I'm melting.

Well duh, it's right there in the name: Infantry.

I don't plan on adding that to my camping kit any time soon but it's a recipe passed down through the ages. Got it straight from a well-known cookbook that I studied religiously through my teenage years.

That's why you add a thickener. Mix some styrofoam into the gasoline and it'll stick better.

It's too soon to say conclusively that they all aren't though, additional testing is required.

Many people may suffer and die but it's a sacrifice he's willing to make.

And they keep their wives' vaginas just as dry as he does.

Citizens, do your duty and secure our nation's roads by applying this novel reinforcement technique to hazardous vehicles in need.

Nothing happens.

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