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If it leads to a cake-cutting ceremony involving a sword (like the USMC birthday), one member of the military may be standing there next to him, blade in hand, with the words "...all enemies, foreign and domestic..." ringing in their head and the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible in that situation.

Calvary (like the chapel) or cavalry (like horse-mounted soldiers and modern mobile units that have kept the term)?

Either way, something seems missing here.

For anyone else whose browsers won't show non-https content:

Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one's buried underneath.

Have you considered pretending to also be a TV and seducing it?

Given the current administration, that's not something I'm taking as a rock-solid iron-clad guarantee. Well-paid lawyers can do great and terrible things.

...after a Vatican investigation determined he sexually molested adults...

Well, it's bad and he's a piece of shit for doing it but at least they're not-

...and children...

Oh, of course, there it is. I wish there was a hell for this guy to rot in but I'll just have to settle for him being dead and gone instead.

If we're not going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and move on. If we are going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and do it. We do ourselves no favors by keeping it in the spotlight. It'd probably be tough for a ban to survive a challenge on First Amendment grounds (maybe following the example of Lamont v. Postmaster General, 381 U.S. 301 (1965)) but we live in stupid times so it's not guaranteed.

As for our home-grown (or imported, in certain notable cases) technological Peeping Toms, at least there's a chance that they could be held accountable. It'd rely on people in power actually growing a pair and giving a fraction of a fuck about their constituents so I'm not holding my breath but they're not as out of reach as a Beijing bug factory.

Can we just ban that brainrot spyware app already so I don't have to see it in the news anymore?

Inb4 "hurr durr whatabout muh facebookstagrams?", not a fan of that trash either but it's a different threat.

Oh well, should have raised your kids to be better people.

You've got a repetitive strain injury then, it's a fish hole.

Quoting a line from Firefly describing what happens when you get attacked by Reavers? That's a paddlin'.

The world needs more Sentinelese.

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider's posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

Could have been one of Trump's kids if Elon got confused and spat in the jar instead.

The safest way to do it would be making a segmented enclosure: night cage with a comfortable resting area and one for use during the day with the wheel and magnet. Also change out the hamster for a ferret. This way, any hazardous charge that builds up will be contained within the ferret day cage.

What's a love corgi, who is Regina and how are hers involved?

Some might say that science has gone too far with this creature but all I'm thinking about when I see it is how much dog there is to pet. Well worth the vacuum electricity bill during shedding season.

Temporal anomaly, Lemmist started writing that reply in early 2020. Something about transiting would-be assassins disrupting the flow of time; eggheads in the lab call it time-bulance. It's probably fine.

No, don't eat the social media influencer, stop.

Anybody have the rest of the video?

But just look at how it brings people together (to rape the kids and hate the minorities). Surely there's societal value in leaving them a breeding ground.