betterdeadthanreddit @ betterdeadthanreddit @lemmy.world

An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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This couldn't possibly backfire!

-Some idiot, probably.

Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.

It's okay though, they both apologized to and forgave themselves in their own heads so it'd be rude to bring it up.

There's also the part about being backward, hateful and wrong. I don't even have to mention that one other thing but you know exactly what it is.

It's a cover story, she was trying to disappear and start a new life somewhere without extradition to get away from her life of crime before the consequences caught up with her. Bad luck to get swept along in your own search party but you'd only attract more attention by walking back out through the group.

Horses.

I'll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.

That's awful, how could you say that? It'd be an environmental nightmare.

Also, while they're at it, there's another problem they could solve...

This article's been here for almost an hour, are the aircraft carriers still okay?

"Despite a Court Order" could be the title of a history book detailing orange douche canoe's second (and attempt at a third) term(s) in the white house. Seems like we'll be reading variations of those words with upsetting regularity for the next few years.

Maybe get out of the healthcare industry if you're not willing to provide care for patients' health.

We need to investigate this immediately. If they've discovered Stargate technology and are quietly slipping out the back exit to somewhere habitable (and even that's negotiable for a short-term stop), I'm not getting stuck here when that door slams shut on our impending apocalypse.

Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you'd experience), I think I'd take the gulag.

Probably a specially-designed hat lift too, it's one more place to gain the appearance of height. I bet there was even a meeting about it with adults who took it very seriously.

And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn't really narrow it down though.

A place with lots of suspicious bath-drownings if a baby had the misfortune of being born a girl during the one child policy.

I like your thinking, reminds me of some posts laying out a scenario from mid-2022 where Ukraine does a totally legitimate attack on Poland, Poland does a totally legitimate counterattack on Ukraine and immediately takes all of its territory. Russkies either slink away with their stolen washing machines or get article fived out of existence.

Pretty sure it was from !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works though, I don't know if NATO's top strategists are subscribers.

No one is immune. The feeling of invulnerability leads to complacency, complacency leads to sloppiness and sloppiness leads to the dark easy mark side.

The one time he's happy with the size of his hands is when they're gripping his flaccid, withered member and making it look big (or bigger, anyway) by comparison.