bananafungus @ bananafungus @aussie.zone

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Prawns are in the fridge, pork is wrap up for an overnight dry out, beer has been opened!

So on a final festive note I will say, Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays or neither and all at once to the DT! I hope your pants stretch out comfortably, that one weird family member doesn't approach you, may no spikey seafood stab you, and if you want the day just to end may it do so swiftly.

Being an absolute Nana and crawling into bed mega early to read and pass out before things don't stop for 48hrs.

Well call me Mr Gullible lmaooo

Oh god, no thank you!

Thought this would have like a little seaweed salty taste, it does not, and at $5.50 a can I feel annoyed.

Really winning this holiday season, fucked my leg and now I have a huge coldsore (this thing is bordering on having its own orbit)....

Well my camping/hiking trip has come to an abrupt end, looks like I've torn the upper part of my tibialis anterior (doc said its a grade two)... Lots of pain and waiting to see what the doctors want to do, but it looks like I will be couch bound for a while.

Nah still in Vic and far enough from the border we are still getting low to mid 20s.

That's what I was thinking, so many folks in my office were working right up to the end this year because of what you mentioned.

We are heading inland up north. I'm thinking we might luck out with folks more likely to head out to the coast this time of year.

Packing everything up for the camping trip starting tomorrow, really really hoping the spot isn't packed to the shithouse (I'm of two minds about how busy it will be since so far this week I've notice everything's not been super busy yet).

Oh man, between a shitty work day and this weather I am a very cranky monkey this evening. Need it to cool off, and for my holiday to begin already.

Whelp! Lightening hit the street behind my place and knocked everything out for a minute, it was like ear piercingly loud.

I had a similar thought earlier ahaha

This is fkn ridiculous, was joking with the family about whether we hallucinated moving to Melbourne from QLD 10yrs ago.

Having an evap cooler when it's humid outside is like standing under the sun to stay cool. At moment my little pedestal fan is putting it to shame.

Their bullshittery is well known. From the ensuing murmurs that went around after, no one ever takes them seriously.

I would love to because it was truly hilarious, but it's too work-specific. Just know they're probably going to keep very quiet for a while, hopefully. Also, the porky was in an area I am known for, and just about everyone who witnessed it knows that.

There's a pathological story teller in my workplace. I was growing sick of it so I finally put them to shame today. They started bubbling and babbling and squirming so hard over being called out, and I don't feel an ounce bad about it.

Feels like I've been smacked in the gob.

Pull a muscle under my jaw yawning, and now it sort of hurts to talk and my tongue aches.