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Republicans: All Trump is guilty of is a few mean tweets.

Also Republicans: If somebody tweets something mean about me, I will fucking kill them.

The GOP base is way too racist AND sexist to ever make her the nominee.

He probably just wants to spend more time with his girlfriend, who is 100% not fictional.

They’re going to have to bury him at sea. If they buried him on land, the grave would quickly become a Superfund site, on account of all the piss.

Polling shows that “MAGA” has a far more negative perception in the mind of the average person than “Republican.” Explicitly tying the two together is a solid political strategy.

I see what you did there.

How many Emmers will he last?

Elect clowns, get a fucking circus.

I feel like “atheist” implies that he’s given religion one iota of critical thought, beyond how it can benefit him personally.

Maybe I’m splitting hairs, but I’d classify him as irreligious as a result of indifference and his narcissistic inability to comprehend that there can be anything greater than him.

I was referring mainly to the Electoral College, but yeah, all those other things definitely apply as well.

he's never getting anywhere near the White House again, so who cares what he says?

Man, I wish I shared your optimism. The next election is going to come down to a few thousand votes in a handful of states, thanks to our backward electoral system.

I don’t get Gaetz’s constitutional argument. The Constitution only has this to say about the Speaker role:

The House of Representatives shall choose their Speaker and Officers

It hardly seems like a “desecration” to let the House choose a temporary speaker.

I know, I know, it’s shocking that Gaetz is not a serious person.

The media that GOP voters consume tells them that the Republicans are owning the libs day after day. That makes the Republican Party heroic in their voters’ eyes, because their voters are broken people.

Eric is Beavis, Don Jr. is Butt-Head.

If they had an iota of critical thinking skills, they wouldn’t be Trump supporters in the first place.

Trump’s holdings are “Mona Lisa properties” that can command top dollar, attorney Alina Habba said.

“That is not fraud. That is real estate,” she said, accusing the attorney general’s office of “setting a very dangerous precedent for all business owners in the state of New York.”

Oh no! Are you saying that NY landowners might have to [checks notes] pay the taxes that they owe and not defraud their lenders? How will they ever survive?

That might not be the worst position for her to take. She’s already burned any bridges she may have had with AZ Democrats, so there’s no point trying to take votes from Gallego. If the Republicans put up a batshit candidate like Kari Lake, Sinema can try to scoop up the few remaining non-crazy Republican voters and conservative-leaning independents. She’ll still lose though, because she fucking sucks.

The law only applies to brown people under indictment who want to purchase firearms, not white orange ones.

He’s hoping to cash out with a book deal or a cushy job with a lobbying group, think tank, or right-wing media outlet.

Yep, that’s why I said he’d lose his job instantly. Alleged sex trafficker Matt Gaetz has explicitly threatened to submit the motion to vacate the Speakership if McCarthy works with Dems at all.