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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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This very specific instruction from a box of condoms...

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  • Specific rules are a response to specific events.

    Just like the “Do not throw mice at coworkers” disclaimer on boxes for Dell computers way back when.

    • It is difficult to imagine a post-American world. But imagine it we must

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  • Difficult? I’ve been dreaming for decades.

    • This tree with flowers on the trunk.

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  • Gardener: “If I trim these branches way back, they won’t sprout.”

    Flowers: “That’s what you think.”

    • Tarantulas Have Paws Like Cats

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  • Naw, dude.

    Dude… naw.

    • Tarantulas Have Paws Like Cats

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    • Six presumed dead after private plane crashes in muddy field in upstate New York

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  • You lost me at Morgan Freeman.

    The fuck did he ever do to you?

    • The Banana Split

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  • Banana: “Do you like what you see?”

    • Ukraine becomes world’s leading FPV drone producer with over 2.2 million units built

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  • Russia is their biggest customer. 🙂

    • Goddamn, Kyle...

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  • Brayden.

    • Elevated

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  • Manufacturer: “As much as legally allowed.”

    • Nightmare fuel

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  • Kids laughing.

    Someone knocking on your door.

    Bright light coming through the curtains.

    I would say Repeating phone calls, but I think most people here are terrified of phone calls at any time of day.

    • Nintendo clarifies Zelda: Breath of the Wild's Switch 2 Edition doesn't include its paid DLC

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  • The question is, will Nintendo Accounts (the thing Nintendo made so you didn’t have to get a new type of account with every damn console) that already have the DLC be able to use it on the Switch 2 with the Switch 2 version of the game?

    Technically, there shouldn’t be any meaningful reason why not. Aren’t the Switch 2 versions just asset upgrades? Maybe a wee bit of coding to adapt the existing software to newer hardware. So if they’re smart they’ll say “Yes.”

    The best reason for a no would be that Nintendo will not have yet updated the assets that are included in the DLC. Meaning people who own the DLC would get to use them at a later date when the teams doing these ports have time to get to them.

    The worst reason to say no would be “Buy them again, cucks.”

    • Star Citizen has now raised over $800m, with still no release in sight

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  • I better be able to see my past reflected in that shine!

    • Safety First

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  • This outlet doesn’t “provide” current, it forces it upon you.

    • Safety First

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  • The forever adapter.

    • Proton

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  • That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

    • Donald Trump explains his 90-day tariff pause: People were getting "yippy"

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  • Stay yippy, everybody.

    • PUT. HIM. BACK.

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  • “All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again. And again, and again, and again…”

    • That's normal, right?

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  • I, too, run a decathlon in my dreams.

    • Don't ask ok

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  • Don’t ask, not because it’s rude but because they honestly lost count years ago.