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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world
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Would you report a loved one for a serious non-violent offence? Why or Why not?

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  • I ain’t seen nuttin’, officer.

    • Who's That Pokémon?

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  • Ert’s Jergerlyperf!

    • Angry, disappointed users react to Bluesky's upcoming blue check mark verification system

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  • Anyone who is surprised that BlueSky is going down the same path as Twitter (X, not withstanding) belongs on BlueSky.

    • Trump turns a COVID information website into a promotion page for the lab leak theory

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  • Ronald Reagan presiding over all of this is so fitting.

    • Tesla Cybertruck is in crisis: new discounts and throttling down production

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  • Nigel Thornberry is legitimately more terrifying than It.

    • hot dog

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  • Costco Japan isn’t much better.

    Once I got a chicken bucket and was told to wait for them to finish cooking. When they did put a bucket out the lady said it was for someone else before me. No one came for it. She put a second bucket out and it was also for someone else and no one came for that one either.

    Finally, my bucket was ready and I took it, leaving two rapidly-cooling buckets of chicken sitting there with no owner.

    • hot dog

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  • “Hey, can you give us TWO churros? It’s our anniversary.”

    • A woman without a man

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  • That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

    • Tssssssssss

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  • “I went into the Jedi archives and changed every instance of Anakin Skywalker to Bacon Skywalker.”

    • Many.

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  • Poor Many.

    • The Prophesized Diagram Hath Come

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  • Venn pieagram

    • “The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently" -- David Graeber (The Utopia of Rules, 2015)

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  • “Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you….” - Steve Jobs

    • Update on NS2 Backwards Compatibility testing

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  • That’s fine, my pro controller won’t wake my regular Switch from sleep either.

    • 4chan... A part of internet (history) for sure

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  • 4chan was one of the websites on the internet.

    • TIL farmers in India have a cheaper pesticide solution: Pepsi or Coke. It may be old news to you, but I thought it was a joke.

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  • You’re a poet and didn’t know it.

    • Lured me in with a Wayne's World reference... still prefer not to go out, though

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    • Flat tire

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  • Dammit, Moon Moon!

    • This very specific instruction from a box of condoms...

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  • Specific rules are a response to specific events.

    Just like the “Do not throw mice at coworkers” disclaimer on boxes for Dell computers way back when.

    • It is difficult to imagine a post-American world. But imagine it we must

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  • Difficult? I’ve been dreaming for decades.

    • This tree with flowers on the trunk.

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  • Gardener: “If I trim these branches way back, they won’t sprout.”

    Flowers: “That’s what you think.”