aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemmy.world

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One of my favorites as a kid.

I read that in Meatwad’s voice.

Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.

Elon thinks he's Tony Stark when he's clearly Justin Hammer.

Castle theme intensifies

I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.

Back at the station

Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”

Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”

The deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.

“Hey, what watch is that?”

Me: “American Megatrends.”

“…”

Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”

It’s a Japanese vending machine design, and it’s half embedded into the jutting corner of that wall.

Me: “Do you have a chewable tablet in the shape of a Hanna-Barbara character?”

Morpheus:, under his breath: “Okay, maybe he isn’t the One.”

“I shall sing for you the song of my people.

…is that a rolled up newspaper?”

They spared no expense.

“What’s wrong with your FAAAAAAACE?!”

Potato skin heads.

I thought this was just a parody account, this is wisdom.

“Do not cite the deep magic to me…”

Dee Bradley Baker - Every single Clone Trooper in Star Wars. Good luck, everyone.

And a regular-looking Cumberbatch in the back that keeps saying “pingwings.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI

“…she’s got the look!”