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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee
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Blame the Gods (of the wormhole)

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  • "My child, we're on a network TV budget."

    • Am I? Who knows

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  • Star Trek The Motion Picture's transporter accident gave me nightmares.

    Galaxy Quest's transporter accident made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.

    • Load forward tubes with our new Compla-ion charges and fire

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  • Fun fact: the ship was pink for the same reason the Klingon's wore pink vests. The show's director was colorblind and thought it was light gray.

    • Don't ask me

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  • We were robbed of TNG Mirror Universe shenanigans.

    • What a feeling

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  • starts copy and pasting links bookmarked since the 1990s

    I want you to know, little one, I take no joy in doing this.

    • Taste the glory

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  • Over-caffeinated Janeway isn't real, she can't hurt you.

    Over-caffeinated Janeway:

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  • I invite you to watch Deep Space Nine. It's a great show and my comment will make a lot more sense once you do. 🖖

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  • More like:

    "Curzon, you crazy old man!"

    "It's Jadzia now."

    "Jadzia, you crazy old man!"

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  • Don't drag Sulu or Takai's good name through the mud like this.

    • And the Titanic will answer

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  • "And the last of MY boilers!"

    • Happy Spooktober!

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  • "Major! Those weren't monsters, those were two of my security officers and Chief O'Brian!"

    "So that's why Keiko is laughing hysterically."

    • In a leaked memo, Shopify CEO Tobi Lütke put limits on employees having side hustles, saying Shopify requires 'unshared attention'

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  • He looks like his rap album was never picked up by a label and still only has 15 listens on Spotify.

    • It's not that he's wrong in this case, but...

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  • No, there was that one episode of DS9 about selling weapons that firmly cemented that Quark would be disgusted by Elon Musk and not want to be associated with him.

    • The average temperature in my area is 10°C above the historical average today

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  • I live north of Tokyo and the temperature here and in many other areas of Japan this summer was the highest ever recorded since recording began in the 1890s.

    • Three-cheese bacon and kimchi melt on homemade sourdough

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  • Bless ye. ❤️

    • Three-cheese bacon and kimchi melt on homemade sourdough

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  • I'm gonna need the recipe for this. My wife wants to try making it. :3

    • You're telling me we could have seen this meme before?

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  • Phasers don't work?

    "PORT SIDE CANNONS, FIRE!!"

    (Can you imagine what a broadside attack from a Galaxy-class starship would look like?)

    • Truly an impressive feat

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  • Shoot your shot.

    • Why are my MKV videos from Pahe now flagged in Windows Defender (Win 10) with a 'Security Warning'?

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  • .mkv files are just containers with a bunch of separate files inside. You can theoretically hide any kind of file inside, including an executable, so it might just be a blanket warning.

    • Russia wanted to conquer Ukraine in just 2 days — it now says the war will last at least 3 years

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  • Sure hope they all grabbed a Snickers bar.