aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee

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Bill Cosby.

"Caribbean pirates are BACK on the menu, boys!"

This is the third time this week, that little cereal offender!

Ken Burns switch to black & white then slowly zoom in

"But Kermit would leave the cast of Sesame Street shortly afterwards and enter what are now known as The Tortured Years.

While he did star in a number of high profile movies in the late 1970s and 1980s, behind the scenes he was suffering according to his closest friends."

cut to Sweetums sitting in a director's chair and recalling heavy drug use

And then pixelatedboat hears a conductorless orchestra for the first time...

grimaces and puts their hands on their hips

"...Not my fucking tempo."

A lot less punishing, a lot more pitying.

The Roku box was one of the good ones... about ten years ago. Though maybe this is just a TV thing. TIL Roku makes actual screens.

In the past few years especially, I've seen so many unshakable "good ones" go bad. Some, in the worst possible way.

A part of me thinks he knows what he's doing.

Every Christmas they find another fragment of that person and their house underneath the snow.

"Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!"

King of the House of Hill.

I'll bet there's a lot of potential with Kellogg's vs General Mills prompts.

"Not this time."

"Pure fiction!"

"It's false."

"This one was invented by a writer."

I can hear it.

"Mooon Prismmm POWEEEEER!!!"

Restarted, the Star Wars have.

Oil rig drillers?

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and install McAfee on it. What could possibly go wrong?

I think I read that fanfic.

Deathwing wouldn't stand a chance.

*pierce the air with high-frequency hatred