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aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee
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Microsoft develops ultra durable glass plates that can store several TBs of data for 10000 years

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  • 10,000 TB of cat pics.

    • Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship!

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  • You mean Badgey the Mug?

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  • Enter to win a talking beverage mug!

    • Printer driver failure: All hands abandon ship!

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  • It's the fax machines from Back to the Future II.

    YOU'RE

    FIRED

    Edit: I got sniped.

    • Florida man allegedly threatened to shoot someone at CVS unless given 'all bottles' of Viagra

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  • *an armed robbery

    🙄

    • Tech support

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  • This is kind of wholesome.

    • Did he hit the wrong button with his elbow or something?

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  • Serious theory:

    During the attack the turbolift system was overworked and backed up with requests.

    At the same time, there is only one way off the bridge. The computer knows this and that the ship is at red alert. It also knows the captain and most of the command crew are on the bridge.

    When Kirk signals he is leaving the bridge, his turbolift has to be prioritized despite them all being occupied and the nearest lift is rerouted.

    It just so happens it was the lift the Scotty was using to take his nephew to sickbay with.

    • I'm Going To Build My Own Warp Core, With Blackjack and Hookers

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  • Geordi every time he sees a girl on the holodeck / in ten-forward.

    • Kai Umbridge

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  • "My child, you haven't been keeping up with your studies."

    • The sequel only your nightmares asked for

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  • This is a weird way to get me to read books again.

    • Things got a little crazy during the dominion war

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  • "Computer, delete this entire Uno game."

    • The original series has an endearing flair for the dramatic

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  • Similar to how TOS movies have sentences for titles and TNG movies have mostly single words.

    ...then the Kelvin movies forced the use of Trek as a verb.

    • What genuinely interesting people do you follow on mastodon?

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    • The New Christmas Special

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  • It's not the latest video, it's a reupload because that and the whole Jedi Party 5 video got blocked for containing "Here Comes Santa Claus" 😑

    I'm glad that Auralnauts can take it on the chin and just crack jokes about it, but I hate how open disregard for Fair Use is defacing artistic works, even if they're "just" satire.

    • ...

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  • He's got a point.

    • Does that mean it's harder to tell where something is if you know its temperature?

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  • Jolene Blalock? Yes. Watch Enterprise if you want to see her butt. :D

    Hey, some of us are proud to have faith of the heart!

    But I understand. There are fan edits on YouTube that use the credits theme (Archer's Theme) as the title theme and it works really well. You could do an audio swap on your own rips with an app like Handbrake.

    • CD-ROM

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  • Mavis Beacon Teaches The Rules of Acquisition 18

    • The Rom (2003)

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  • I did NAUGHT take money from the register, I did naught!

    • Risa marching across Lemmy with their superior memes

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  • When people ask me who I think I am.

    • Spoilers for "A Few Badgeys More"

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  • I'm expecting him to eventually become Bill Cypher.