aeronmelon @ aeronmelon @lemm.ee

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"What does it say on the screen?"

"THERE IS NO SCREEN!!"

"Well if you can't tell me what the error code is, I can't help you."

Several years ago, before COVID, the Japanese government was on high alert because someone parked a drone on the roof of the Prime Minister's office. Small traces of (harmless) radiation were detected on the drone and no one knows who put it there or why.

I love it, it's like something from one of Roddenberry's rejected sci-fi pitches before he landed on Star Trek.

If by "Trekkies" they mean all the uptight people that migrated from r/startrek, it makes perfect sense.

Risa (on either site) is much more accepting.

Master Splinter, on Dateline: "I thought it was weird when they would just sit there and take turns huffing the breadstick box. I guess that's when it started. I should have seen the warning signs."

Jesus Christ, you killed all of them!

Stamets & The_Picard_Maneuver are gone, Kevin is everywhere!

His final form is simply called Charred.

Janeway takes another swig of coffee

"I'm going to beam a torpedo into a Borg cube."

a single drop of sweat roles down Tuvok's forehead

If you draw a danger mustache, you have exactly three seconds to also draw an ill-fitting bowler hat.

The very last pass on a beta before it becomes final code is power usage optimization. Beta testers always complain about hot phones and dead batteries and then the update gets released and everything is fine. It's possible there was something about the fix as-is that got flagged as unoptimized or bloating to the update so it got removed.

Looking at the bug report, the developer who patched it doesn't seem to be 100% sure it worked. So that could also be the reason it got excluded.

I agree, it's a little silly. Fingers crossed for 17.2.

And thank you for making a bandaid in the mean time.

hands her a Flintstones vitamin

"It must be chewed."

Before that, M5 was one of the worst disasters in Starfleet history.

The Kelvin timeline did have its interpretation of this plot in the comics. It stuck pretty close to the TOS episode, but with better visuals and pacing. Basically what the episode would have been like if it were filmed today with a modern budget.

When they refit the Enterprise-E after fighting Shinzon, they gave the captain's chair a seatbelt.

It happens.

The program is just photons, but the smells have to be replicated. Sometimes they linger for weeks even if you scrub the bulkheads.

Lesser known facts about holosuite maintenance.

'Safeties off' in this case means they point while verbally assaulting you.

"The long arm of the law is on your shoulder."

If into my Hentai coasters you go, only pain will you find.

Star Trek predicts another future technology; the isolinear chip.

Add: And the chips used on the original series were opaque, but roughly the same size.