Thordros [he/him, comrade/them] @ Thordros @hexbear.net

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Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren't the same person.

I believe the correct terminology is denominator mathematician.

Um, actually!

The crew didn't blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface!

Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you're really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

In video game design this would be called "emergent storytelling".

As big brain savant auteur genius Todd Howard says, environmental storytelling is when there's skeletons in toilets. The more skeletons in toilets there are, the deeper your lore is.

This is why Death Road to Canada is the Citizen Kane of roguelikes.

Ladies.

GIS has been the golden goose of government jobs for decades now. If you can snag a position doing that, you're set for life.

The administration is citing the oft-ignored statute of: "The President can do whatever he wants, lol, lmao even."

There's this clause about the Senate Pastafarian saying the President doing things is uncouth, but I think that only applies to liberals.

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

If it's cool with everyone here, I'm just going to spend the next eight hours getting extremely mad with people on the Internet over my refusal to watch a 40 minute video essay on YouTube, or read literally anything.

Watch out for those radicals over on the Hexbear instance. They'll getcha!

If I get a TLV flight in my roster I can't not go to work because Israel is commiting genocide in Palestine.

Sure you can! Just walk out. You can leave! If it sucks, hit da bricks!!

Yep. Support genocide or quit seems like an easy question to answer.

It's true. One kilogram of dark matter weighs as much as ten thousand kilograms of feathers.

They've had to update their language to reflect modern times, since (((Judeo-Bolshevik))) doesn't quite fly under the radar anymore.

Tag yourself. I'm old man / living outside space-time

Fan reaction when Marvel Rivals releases a new character.

Walking through an open door in a place you're authorized to access is going to be a hard sell on a B&E conviction, but okay.