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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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  • Where are the lizard people conspiracy folks? This is totally something a lizard person would say

  • They should have the umpires sign in braille

  • It’s probably for ADA compliance

  • Take that nature! We know who’s the dominant species!

  • Lots and lots of beer

  • But was Cambodia really an empire?

  • The same person who taught me that antisemitism and antizionism aren’t the same thing also made me eat a burrito on his front porch because it wasn’t kosher.

  • Has an empire ever been so complicit in their own demise?

  • Yeah, I can’t even enjoy The X Files anymore after learning about this. The evil conspiracy is real but it has nothing to do with aliens

  • Is this carcinization?

  • He was an amateur radio operator who picked up some encrypted signals from a nearby air force base.

    Rather than admit they were just encrypted transmissions the USAF created a program that convinced this man that aliens were real and he was being pursued by the government, including sending Men in Black to harass him and hiring a woman to believe everything he said.

    He died in a mental hospital, estranged from his family and suffering from paranoid delusions.

  • I used to think MiB was a fun movie until I learned what the USAF did to Paul Benowitz.

  • Bold of you to assume you’ll retire

  • You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.

  • The fact that the Hawk Tuah girl made bank on a crypto scam is a great example of why this is the case.

  • When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.