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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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1312 includes space ICE

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  • I used to think MiB was a fun movie until I learned what the USAF did to Paul Benowitz.

    • How will you be spending your golden years?

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  • Bold of you to assume you’ll retire

    • Xfinity using WiFi signals in your house to detect motion

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  • You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.

    • National pride is declining in America. And it's splitting by party lines, new Gallup polling shows

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  • In order to feel patriotic you’ll have to have failed history.

    • People call hard-work a ‘scam’ and no longer think it will lead to a better life

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  • The fact that the Hawk Tuah girl made bank on a crypto scam is a great example of why this is the case.

    • Zohran Mamdani says 'I don't think we should have billionaires'

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  • Private jets, for one.

    Also yachts.

    • Zohran Mamdani says 'I don't think we should have billionaires'

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    • When you work for a company owned by a A..hole

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  • When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.

    • Men are opening up about mental health to AI instead of humans

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  • I don’t scream into a pillow. I just wake up at dawn and have a panic attack until I have to actually move.

    • N.C. Has Allowed a Likely Carcinogen Into Three Rivers Serving 900,000 People - Inside Climate News

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  • That sounds like a “them” problem that I’m to “me” to worry about.

    • Men are opening up about mental health to AI instead of humans

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  • Got it. No therapist it is.

    • The class war is our fight, not billions of individual fights.

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  • Me after 25 years of fighting with no reinforcements:

    • Zohran Mamdani says 'I don't think we should have billionaires'

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  • He’s going for the martyr angle already. Shame…

    • Nobel Prize Winning Economist defends Zohran Mamdani against 'hysteria'

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  • If Nobel winning economists could convince the average voter we’d have luxury gay space communism already.

    People are too stupid for it.

    • lemm.ee has shut down for good

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  • o7

    • Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman

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  • Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?

    If so, young men aren’t doing it.

    Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.

    If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.

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  • You don't need refreshing if you're not already overheated.

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  • You're mad.

    20c or lower.

    If it's warmer I am not liable for dripping sweat all over things.

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  • You know what’s amazing? Cold ass dry snowy winter days. Bug free heaven.

    I love the cold, clear, still winter nights when there's so many stars you think you're seeing things, and it's so quiet you can hear the owls fly by.

    • I don't know what this means, but it's been stuck in my head.

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  • Is this some boobah stuff I’m too kiki to understand?