Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

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The person at the front of the queue at a light has a solemn duty to pay attention and move as soon as possible .

I take this very seriously, but as with everything humans let me down constantly.

Of course not.

Hell, if this was transmitted back in time to October it wouldn’t change things.

People are too stupid to govern themselves.

And that mentality is what gets them elected so they can do things.

• Sasquatch - a senior developer, broken by society, wandering naked through the forest to feel true freedom just once before he dies of exposure

If I could live in no country I’d be so happy. But the only place to do that is a desert in Africa and my natural habitat is temperate forests.

So I guess Canada.

Unless you’re mediocre at it and have adhd and then it’s just easier to always tell the truth so you don’t have to forget about something.

Then I should be committed because Americans won't do that and I'm so depressed I'm hallucinating.

There are plenty of toddlers who'd disagree with you

You probably couldn’t see it but tongue is firmly planted in my cheek.

Though no matter if the current crop wins or lose their primary any losses will be blamed on progressive voters and it will probably call them children.

I know because that’s what happens every time and humans are desperately boring and predictable.

Yeah, those stupid kids who want a perfect candidate and everything fixed immediately!

Wilbur Buds > Hershey Kisses

I used to believe that people, given the right information, would make a smart decision, and that humanity will eventually get things right.

Now I know we won’t and this has doomed millions of species including our own, and if we’re lucky in a million years we’ll be an oily radioactive smear in the fossil record and nothing of value will be lost.

Quitting is too much work.

Just stop working and see how long it takes for them to fire you.

I haven’t felt patriotic since the 90s. Every 4th feels like I’m surrounded by deluded people.

I used to live out in the country near a nature preserve and can confirm it looks like this.

Now I’m forced to live in the burbs and get excited when I see a single firefly.

OP should be banned for celebrating political violence

It’s not a spoiler when the neolibs do it. Progressives are the ones who have to vote blue no matter who.

Stop thinking that’s going to happen.

It’s never going to happen.

Aww, now I feel bad for whistling back

Where are the lizard people conspiracy folks? This is totally something a lizard person would say