Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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I was going to say, this has been one of the clumsier high-school dinner theater productions I've been to.

Also, I don't think it's possible to recover from metastatic prostate cancer. As I understand it, treatment just delays things, but there isn't a cure.

On a side note, paying to work is one small step toward acclimating to the oncoming technofeudalist dystopia.

"All of our entry-level positions are internships. It's $300 per job application, $1,000 per interview, and if you're lucky enough to land the job, you'll pay us $40 per hour for the experience. A small number of the highest-performing interns (and legacy hires, of course) will be offered a full-time position with a hiring bonus equal to their internship costs and a salary based on the contributions of the interns working for them."

It gets all its mass from eating during it caterpillar stage. It loses its digestive system during metamorphosis.

Wow. I am dense today. Thanks for clearing that up and bean kind about it.

This looks clever, but I'm wracking my brain, and I can't connect the reference.

Are you Kidney? We can do this all day long.

Boom. Headshot

Even just the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module

We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.

Lima be kind to them anyway

Say it ain't so

Your bean is a fart maker

Say it ain't so

My bean is a wind breaker

-Beanzer

Faba Vult!

Failing upward. They're just dripping with management potential.

Aside from this being just another case of the pot calling the kettle black, we're watching the head of state call for prosecution of any dissent. Sure, it's not novel, but it seems like another milestone on the path to totalitarianism.

It's probably just pareidolia, but in my head cannon, it's ghost babies being born from the knees that gestated them.

What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.