Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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Even just the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

I remember Beanpollo 13. The 5-alarm chili was too spicy and they blew a panel off the service module

We should engrave all the bean memes on granite tablets and bury them in a mine for future generations.

Lima be kind to them anyway

Say it ain't so

Your bean is a fart maker

Say it ain't so

My bean is a wind breaker

-Beanzer

Faba Vult!

Failing upward. They're just dripping with management potential.

Aside from this being just another case of the pot calling the kettle black, we're watching the head of state call for prosecution of any dissent. Sure, it's not novel, but it seems like another milestone on the path to totalitarianism.

It's probably just pareidolia, but in my head cannon, it's ghost babies being born from the knees that gestated them.

What you say makes sense. I guess I was imagining a situation in which other people are affected similarly the point that they're not available to help.

Do you expect me to talk?

[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]

Nat 11

DM: "It's 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message."

Goat [via message]: "Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?"

I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.

Damn. There's no coming back from that burn.

That's the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I'm imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an "impure" fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.

Weirdly, yeah. I won't pretend that I would do well with that alone, but it's enough to make a significant difference with a shell over it.