Remember_the_tooth @ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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Yeah, but then you need more trucks. It's like the hotdogs and buns problem.

How would you split an infinitive in latin?

Depending on the route, I'd argue that you should be careful what you wish for. Having said that, I found your response extremely wholesome to a Kenneth Parcell level.

"Oh, hi, new friend! Is that a test tube in your mouth? You must be a scientist!"

"Golly, that sure is a big knife! Thanks for defending all of us bus friends!"

To split infinitives or to not split infinitives, that is the question.

Overall or per capita?

Bold of you to assume people like this have had friends.

As someone who owns a vehicle, I feel more like I've escaped the matrix when on public transportation than when I'm driving. I still have to have a car to get places public transit won't go, but I always look forward to the completion of each new station, one more area I don't have to drive to.

I know, right? It doesn't even have electrolytes. That's not what plants crave.

Off topic, but it paints a grisly picture of humanity that all vampires have higher standards for consent than many humans.

I would watch a sitcom about the most unlucky vampire who still manages to survive somehow.

This poor man.

"What am I supposed to do with 9 extra Ford F350s? I just needed one for the farm."

I think we and our closest relatives are the weird ones. If I remember right, most species of animal can reproduce until they die, and many die after reproducing. We kinda complicated things not just by looking after our children but also their children too.

When you buy a car on Amazon and they accidentally send you ten.

It's an obvious farce from the beginning with a direct reference to the violence of the J6 insurrection. It would have been a lot harder to make it any more transparent without just ham-fistedly commenting, "J6 bad. Violence justified." I'm definitely not asking for a pass. I stand by what I wrote. It seems we have different interpretations of its meaning.

Love it. Marios that are green should be free.

Maybe try reading again, a little more carefully this time. Start from the end, if it helps.

I think you just described organ and tissue donation in the context of the military industrial complex.

I don't know that we should be advocating for violence here. If we do that, we may find our opponents responding by doing the same, resulting in a positive feedback loop of escalation. I mean it's not like they [checks notes] carefully planned and organized a rally based on an extremely inflammatory lie, riled up the attendees, told them to fight, sent them to the Capitol Building resulting in an angry mob that stormed the Capitol while actively calling for the deaths of the VP and several members of Congress, killing some people and vandalizing the offices of Congress...oh, no. Well, at least they weren't pardoned for their flagrant, violent insurrection...oh, no. You know what? Just disregard my earlier comments. Carry on.