I'm assuming this is being said, tongue-in-cheek, but for the record, yes, I do sleep that way. I don't know if it's creeped people out before, but family have, in a friendly manner, teased me about sleeping as if I were at my own wake.
That's the most badass witches-vs-patriarchy answer in recent memory. I'm imagining someone attempting to catch a witch for sleeping in an "impure" fashion only to find themselves in a quick-draw situation in which the witch has the drop on them because it was a pragmatic tactic rather than a cloying act of seduction.
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
You gave me quite a chuckle thinking of a firefighter/paramedic that's extremely professional aside from the fact that they're squeamish about nudity. I imagined them using shears to cut off someone's clothes while using their other hand to shield their eyes from the sight of the persons more private areas.
What would you do if it were a more widespread emergency in inclement weather, meaning you couldn't survive outside while naked for long, but emergency services might be too preoccupied to assist you? It's not a criticism, I'm just doing thought experiments here out of curiosity.
It's popular enough that I assume 20 is well-reasoned, but as a '1', I can't imagine myself doing it. I realize I'm the weirdo here, but I sleep in clothes that would be passable for work. I can slide on my shoes, get the dogs, grab my bag, put on a jacket and be out the door in about 30 seconds with enough stuff to leave the country or spend a night or two in the rough. Granted, that's a little silly/extreme, but what do you do if there's a fire or some other cause for rapid evacuation?
Do you expect me to talk?