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ReanuKeeves @ ReanuKeeves @lemm.ee
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Cups are bowls that sometimes have a handle

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  • You've made me reconsider my thought. Tables are upside down cups that don't hold liquids very well.

    • Would alcohol be as popular if it weren't a beverage?

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  • I think you're probably right, especially now that snorting snuff and smoking are significantly less common. Although if you put it in vape form...

    • Cups are bowls that sometimes have a handle

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  • You're telling me there's a cupbowl handles?

    • A huge outbreak has made Ontario the measles centre of the western hemisphere.

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  • That guy is out there raping oranges now?

    • Cups are bowls that sometimes have a handle

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  • Tables are really flat cups

    • Cups are bowls that sometimes have a handle

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  • Your toilet is a cup for old food and drinks

    • Announcements on the train should refer to "port / starboard side" instead of "left / right in the direction of travel", when pointing to the exits.

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  • I don't doubt they exist but I've never heard a train announcement use the "in the direction of travel" part. The ones I've been on either say left/right or even not say a direction but simply open the doors with lights flashing above it

    • Why is DOGE still around if Donny and Elon aren't getting along?

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  • Elon has recieved about 38 Billion from government funding so far so he probably knows how to keep milking the cow

    • Announcements on the train should refer to "port / starboard side" instead of "left / right in the direction of travel", when pointing to the exits.

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  • How do you define abbreviation?

    • The audacity

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  • Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?

    • A glorified webapp without pinch to zoom

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    • A glorified webapp without pinch to zoom

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  • As a Brave Browserer on mobile, this hits hard

    • Bricked up

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  • Damn

    • Bricked up

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  • What events are you going to where they ask people if they've got stones in their purse?

    • 3 years in, Sandy Hook families still wait to collect what Alex Jones owes them

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  • I see why lawyers in America make a lot more than other countries, the whole system is designed to suck both sides dry

    • Should I just lie on job applications and say I have a college degree?

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  • Well at least I can charge people money to weaponize my curse. Any enemies you want me to stand around and curse?

    • Should I just lie on job applications and say I have a college degree?

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  • 4 of my previous employers have either gone bankrupt or represent a different agency and I feel like if someone looked over my resume right now they would automatically assume I was lying. Or cursed.

    • Are some people too stupid to feel depressed?

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  • I don't consider myself an incredibly intelligent person but what I've noticed is that the ones on the lower end of the scale don't understand the consequences of a bad situation and the truly intelligent ones understand the best way to deal with issues is optimistic/realistic. Very situational.

    • Are some people too stupid to feel depressed?

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  • Dogs are smart af, confirmed

    • Are some people too stupid to feel depressed?

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  • I felt like it might be offensive to include in the original post but I started wondering this as I was watching a lady take care of her little brother with special needs. Both in their 50s and recently lost their father. I could tell he understood that his dad had gone away and he was showing some distress but it made me wonder how well he understands the situation and if that affects their ability to process it emotionally.

    All that to basically say I'm wondering if ignorance really is bliss