ReanuKeeves @ ReanuKeeves @lemm.ee

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I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I'll say yes. And since you're so nice about it I'll even do half the work for 10% more because I've seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.

People who love oppression and hoarding wealth but hate equality and facing consequences for their crimes

scoops some up in a tupperware

For my next sammich

Apparently he helped design the VW beetle? Which gave every kid in the world an excuse to randomly punch people!

The taint shavings are harvested from Jennifer Lawrence

Phew, I unapologetically enjoy some nickelback songs but I also saved a baby from drowning once so I'm good.

So would you consider Dr. Diddler alright if he helped a few kids out mentally? Or what would you think he needs to do to balance his see-saw. I heard he also doesn't put stuff at the grocery back in the right place if he decides a few aisles over they don't want it anymore.

Molecules can also vibrate not hard enough to generate enough heat to warm their surroundings though.

Here, I made a roasted goat testicle marinated in a tuna eyeball reduction topped with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, onions, uncooked rice, and taint shavings sammich. Bone apple titties

Let's excite these water molecules until they vibrate so hard it generates heat that transfers to surrounding atoms

Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

"I can eat a standard pack of instant noodles in less than 30 seconds"

"Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn't"

At what point would anyone have thought he gave a damn about LA? Are there people out there that think he cares about anything other than himself?

We're not so different than the penguins that prostitute themselves for rocks

I never expected him to be so authoritarian and incendiary. Who could have possibly seen this kind of dictatorship coming???

It's all cups, all the way down, always has been

I drive back in my mobile cup and enter my roofed cup

I empty an enclosed tin cup of chili into a heatable metal cup

I pour the contents of the cup into my handleless cup then grab my mini cup with a long handle and proceed to cup this chili out of the handleless cup with my long handled mini cup into my biological cup

How do you know that's a bowl not a cup?

Well duh, how's that supposed to fit in my pocket

Look up alcohol powder

With the amount of alleged ass eating these days, 1000% yes