ReanuKeeves @ ReanuKeeves @lemm.ee

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When people say "climbing the corporate ladder" the only image that comes to mind is a ladder shape made of coworkers and whoever is capable of stepping on more heads is declared the winner

It's not pessimism, it's opening your eyes to the reality that Trump gets kick backs from the wealthy to establish these tax bills

Prickjobs may be less common if you get reincarnated as anal beads if you were a jerk in your last life

Let me give it a shot

"Luke, I am your daddy"

"The force is strong and hard in this one"

"Anakin skywalker was a beta cuck, I handed him a big L"

"He will join us or no cap, I'm bustin on his gyat"

"I find your lack of faith, low key sussy"

"If he can be rizzed, he would become goated, on god no lie walahi"

Ya it's actually pretty easy

They solved homelessness by putting them in homes? What is this witchcraft?

Yes, strap-on tails were common back then. Funnily enough, the original ones were developed by hunters to help them blend in with other animals. As time went on they were adopted by women as a symbol of counter-culture like "women can also hunt" kinda thing. They would often bejewel them as a sign of wealth.

They found some kind of hip harness with a phallic looking tail attached so I think they were simply ancient cosplayers and this is one big confusion. Gay people only started turning up when big pharma made us inject nanobots disguised as "covid vaselines" or whatever, I unno, I'm not a diseasologist but I've learned a lot from facebook.

You mean to tell me there's some kid out there named Weirder Things?

Ya. Why? Is that weird?

I've never joked in my life

It's so annoying to me because she kinda looks like an ex with the same name

I see you're also an expert in bird law

I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it's your fault if you don't get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)

I'm starting to notice a problem...