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  • I've been feeling that my vazween was a bit out of kilter recently! I KNEW I shouldn't have used that public toilet...

  • Same. Duck duck go is down for me.

  • Thanks so much for this. Really needed a good laugh this morning.

  • You'll all be fighting in the streets for food by the end of next week. Logistics literally moves the world. 🚚

  • Favorite soap ever was a peppermint body wash that came out one Christmas. Balls cool indeed. 🥶🥶

  • I joined over there because, funnily enough, that was on of the few instances not blocked by my work. 🤷

  • I was hoping that getting the vaccine would let me shoot Jewish Space Lasers out of my eyes, but all the vaccine did for me was make me ruin my credit cards every time I try to swipe them! 😕

  • Eat it

    Jump
  • With all the homemade ranch I can get to cling to it.

  • Convert 10 or more and you get a new toaster oven!

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Underpants are Unrelated Rule

  • "You make a better door than you do a window." ...Anytime we got in front of the TV.

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    Canvas.toast.ooo is the Lemmyverse r/place! Going on right now!

  • I'll never 'go' without one!

    Seriously though, bidets rock. Try one, get a good one, and you'll never go back.

  • I tried all the others and ended up with connect in the end. I like the look and feel of it, it just works with me. Thank you very much for developing this and keeping it available for us as FOSS and not tracking us!👍

  • In the US that would be a list of Congressmen and the Billionaires who own them.

  • Gotta second this. The only exception I would maybe throw in there is sauteed fresh mushrooms. But that brings the texture more in line with canned. I don't care for fresh onions either, while we're on the topic.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    them crumblies...

    ShowerThoughts @sh.itjust.works

    All applications should start in dark mode, and then offer you the option to move to light mode.

    cats @sh.itjust.works

    Lena loves my ironing board.