Humans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.
We pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.
RPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each other
"I'll just use my laptop charger to charge my Xbox controller" would have been a baffling sentence in 2005
When Turbotax or another stupid U.S. tax company "advertises" to you about how annoying taxes are, since they themselves facilitated that situation, it isn't an advertisement it is a threat.