OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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If this happens to you while changing your oil, I think you may actually be cooking meth

Are you celebrating the punishment?

Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

Wrong comment, but at the same time you're right.

Compared to this? Yeah, it does.

Compensation may be a little better, but the job itself is a bag of dicks

A mirror. Or... Myself?

What? But I just saw a nice comic about a scorpion and a frog that were friends.

If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle

My Verytiny Penis, actually

Yea

I've always wanted to visit California

Already did. There was a shit-ton of cat hair under my bed.

But also I think that singling out "our world" from "the world" is problematic and a major cause of many of the societal problems that we all face

What the other guy said

If I were a nail, my head would be sore.

A different perspective. I like it.

lmao, ok 😆

You know what this victory is, though.

Just another brick in the wall.

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND CLEAN YOUR PLATE - YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAT. I'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE, AND NOW I'M RUNNING THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE TO SUPPORT AN INGRATE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I HATE LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE. I SHOULD'VE BEEN SOMETHING - LIKE A SURGEON.

Wow, ok, I don't know what I did to make you attack me with logical philosophies like this but I'm sorry, Christ.