OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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Daily certain this is a running backhand, in which case he is not missing the ball

Daily? No. Fairly

Long cat is loooooooong

I second this. Memes used to be image macros and All Your Base. Now any Tumblr screenshot or 4chan greentext seems to count depending on who you ask.

Take me back to cats wanting burgers

I just bought 2 dozen for my sweatshop 👍👍👍

Too succulent for such a creature to have been involved

I can't think of any that Hank would say. Probably just toilet lol. Maybe throne?

I was thinking Hank Hill in a coat

Velma pulls off the mask and it's an I-beam yelling about pesky kids

No I think you may be correct

That's funny. It reminds me of this joke about Donald Trump getting picked up by the cartels and then they stab him to death with screwdrivers, slowly, over a period of days, and then the footage ends up on LiveLeak or something? I can't remember the whole thing, unfortunately. I think there was something about wild dogs fucking the holes, too? Man my memory sucks.

I almost died on the toilet because of this comment.

I typically make eye contact, do a little nod, and say "howdy" or "ay" in a sheepish manner.

I try to project the image of "if you need anything, let me know."

Damn, that's good 😆

Everyone makes a pretty decent catfish bait, so you're never useless 🥰

So you mean I have to act like a normal human being? Fuck. I'm too curious and autistic for that. Are you sure there's not a hat I can wear?

There's a hat for the opposite of this. This isn't fair.

(Mostly joking)

Hell yeah, nice. That makes me feel a little better.

As a big, scary-looking dude, I hate going out in public because I know I freak solitary women out. I feel like I should wear a shirt that says "I apologize for being here," or something. I'm sorry the world is this way. Y'all deserve peace and security.

Is there anything people like me can do to assure those around us that we are not the ones to fear? Like, is there a tattoo I can get or a hat I can wear or something? I wish rapers and miscreants had a distinctive look that us regular folk could avoid.

Of course, I currently look like Harry Henderson with a septum piercing, so I guess probably a shave could help, but I really like my beard. It's my security blankie :-[

If you're so aware then how did I get inside of your weighted blanket?

People named "Grerg"

On a gurney to the hospital after this terrifying ordeal, I hope