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  • Tarfingered Cougar. Otherwise known as your mom

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  • Sometimes it be like that

  • The sweet spot right after they started slicing bread and right before they started putting crust on it

  • Man, the '80s were a different time

  • Shortly thereafter, I saw a porch swing with a fake skeleton sitting in it and chuckled, and he went "What is it now?" lol

  • I used to smoke pot with Johnny Hopkins. It was me, Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering!

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    Also: He put out a stand-up special in... 2012? called "You Don't Look The Same Either" that was pretty good.

  • am the world's greatest kindergarten teacher

  • It's Cheez-Whiz

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  • My parents only ever said "Drugs are bad and evil, stay away from drugs, they are no laughing matter. Understand? Good. Now let's watch this Cheech and Chong movie."

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  • Number 4:

  • That's 11 5-hour days a week. How tf am I supposed to do that??

  • Just to fuck with people I'd put one on the blinkers